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johnny_h

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  1. Go on Mr Sam!
  2. roll up roll up for the best greasy sausage this side of the medway tunnel!
  3. Get used to it. Welcome to my world.
  4. Sounds like something is using up all your networks bandwith. get the IT geeks in to monitor the traffic
  5. It is either your connection or theirs lol. Buffering occurs when you reach your download limit or they reach their upload limit and the stream has to catch up. It can occur when you are downloading porn or pirate dvd's whilst trying to listen or they are streaming to too many listeners for their bandwidth allowance.
  6. why does this never happen to me? lucky barsteward!
  7. Fukksake, bad news man. It's happening all over tho. I have lost count of the amount of jobs I have applied for recently. I am skilled welder, HGV driver and ex army royal engineer and I can't get a job anywhere. The worst part is applying for all these poxy no brainer jobs and not even getting a "sorry we have filled the vacancy" letter back from them. Pisses me right off. Good luck anyway mate.
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    oops

    it needs some of them foam socks that go over the carb trumpets
  9. she's a muppet, i wouldn't touch her with posse's. I hate her almost as much as I hated that other media attention seeking whore Jade.
  10. haha Jo! Did you think the government had our best interests at heart? General election? Revolution is what we need.
  11. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8025935.stm
  12. oh that will be the ultra rare 4 door version eh antz? You raised me I beleive. You now owe me a 2 door escort plus extras!
  13. Magazines are a dying breed, we see on the internet stuff that is in the mags often before they are printed. Even the internet forum concept is dying.
  14. and you would be fookin moaning if there was potholes everywhere.... never happy you lot
  15. 4 door not more door. and yes i would ask for a 4 door version. I'd love to call your bluff!
  16. Ok let me put things another way, a genie pops out of his bottle and says you can have a BRAND new Escort shell whatever colour you want, all you need to do is choose wether you would like a 2 door or 4 door version. Are you trying to tell me you would ask for a more door?
  17. Shut up antz, if someone offered you a sporty two door escort, straight swap for your shopper model you would swap in a heartbeat. More doors to cart the grannies to bingo.
  18. WATCH AT 13 SECONDS!
  19. lol students? Do they have 600 quid a year let alone a month?
  20. In this past month I have had Ward & Partners tell me they have someone wanting to buy my place URGENTLY at my asking price which falls through at the last minute and had Robinson Micheal & Jackson tell me they have a family that wants to rent the place URGENTLY which also just fell through today, 5 days before they were due to move in. My place has been on the market for 7 months now and i'm getting fooked about left right and centre. Anyone know a good way to advertise a place for let?
  21. johnny_h

    Wow!

    The Japs were learning to do just that. "Strap bombs to thier backs" but instead of innocent people they would target tanks and other armour. Like Vista says, a ground invasion of Japan would have been a massacre as they were all prepared and expected to die.
  22. johnny_h

    Wow!

    On a scarier note (not that we need one) the US and Russia have now developed bombs as powerful as todays nukes with no radioactive fallout or damage to the environment called vacuum bombs. The nuclear deterent is only viable because an all out nuclear war would render the earth useless for hundreds of years to come hense the term "MAD" (Mutually Assured Destruction) but these new bombs can kill just as many people but leave the earth inhabitable to whoever comes out of it alive.
  23. johnny_h

    Wow!

    The scary thing is, the nukes we have today make those old atom bombs look like party poppers in comparison. I remember reading the bomb dropped on Hiroshima was only 10% effective yet it vaporised around 30,000 people in a second and killed many more thousands in the years to come from radiation poisoning. That bomb was 12 kilotons (equivalent to 12000 tons of dynamite). The largest bomb ever tested was a russian one called the Tsar Bomba which was 50000 Kilotons (equivalent to 50 million tons of dynamite).
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