a few years ago, my brother, who is a cheeky little monkey, pulled away from the lights at the crooked billet lights in staines along the a30.
Observant as he is, he didn't spot the police following him along, so after a mile they pull him over and come round to the side of the car.....
'excuse me sir, we've clocked you doing x mph in a 50 zone, if you'd like to get out of the car and come round to our car we can show you on video'
so he gets out of his car and they start showing him pulling away from the lights and he says to them ' does this thing show you 0-60 times ?'
he only bloody got away with it too.......