EmmaOrbit

Hi guys. A pearl necklace for christmas no thanks. I was hopin for a boot lid for me anglebox, got a cool cake instead. (birthday) Jo you know you said it had stopped rainin in Hampshire, well not for long, there is a huge cloud comin my way. Hope you all have a good day. Cheers Thursday Spammers.

I know last night everyone wanted a bit, but i just couldn't do it. What do you think eat it or leave it?

You are joking ??

Yay !

thankyou all - very thoughtfull of you Cheers Guys - Have a good un have a look in chit chat and see what I got.

4 dr mk2 escort you cant go wrong i like scoobies but if it Xreg i bet it has had the crap ragged out of it mate (they call it the classic shape lol ) classic my arse ! juicy cars - wagons are a waste of a scooby if you ask me - plus theives can easily get them now and round our way you got to be carefull cos loads and i do mean loads are getting nicked

hope it gets sorted out Viv - my mum had terrible problems but i'm sure you will get better soon - keep taking them anti insanity tablets like the rest of us

Arh..... Well done Laura, hope you feel better babe. Not another one that looks like their dad, poor babies. She's a beauty.

Do all Men Laugh With there Plums (Balls) Lol As i was makin Kev laugh last night he keeped holdin onto his nads in pain. What's that all about, how can laughin make your nads hurt. So lads do you laugh with your nads????????????????????????????

Pip little do you know, but that is the name for Kevs big stonka. I feel a bit mean because i can't stop laughin as he walks like his pants are too tight. Lol

Thankyou sweetie. I love my sig.

Kev was in the Garage doin some work on his car like all good men should be doing. At the end of the day he came in as Black as the ace of spades. I was in the kitchen doin dinner, when my friend said whats all this black stuff on the carpet. Kev only went and walked in Ten year old oil from one end of the house to the other and we only had the carpet shampooed last weekend. So please vote. Lol

some one beat me too it. Good taste.

How sad am I, I know all the words to this song. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syeYhNrP930

Nice one. You keepin your other car then twink?

I'll have one, didn't get one this year, gutted..

I feel sorry for Laura, plus I think Kev better join your club. Your a right pair. Lol Just how many is it you have broken now then?

BigKev. LOL

Not a bad choice in car it's not ford but still a good family car. hopfully it will last a bit longer than a few months, as I picked it this time. lol Rear wheel drive so I'm half way there.

It was a animal ambulance, not sure where tho, go on your goin to say some thing bad about it arn't you.

someone obvioulsly not doing it right dont lezzers wear strap ons I now gays that wear strap ons as well!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice, come on boys you must of thought about it at least!!!!!!!!!!! He He

oh and I'm still not sure what we need men for.. Oh I do, to take the pi**s out of. I don't wear make up or perfum, so I already stink and are ugly.

I'm just a bit pi**ed off as I want to be out side doin my car (anglebox) but I carn't, I have to be inside doin the women thing's, as I have a baby to look after. Kev is out there doin his car so feelin a bit left out. No need to be mean. Just go up town and get your F**k then.

you go girl. Men wouldn't know what hit them if women left them on their own to defend for themselves. Put it this way we would be better off, I would be happy with toys and other women. Sorry I get pi**ed off with men that think that weman are only any good at two things. Not goin to say any more as I might go ott.

Help Kevs Manboobs have just turned 90 degrees to the sky that pic of a six pack wasnt him - i took that when Pipster came over for his tea...... here is a better pic of my man