Heres mine..
Saturday just gone,was the second day ive had my Cappa' on the road since ive owned it,so I went round my mates to go out for a drive and get a McDonalds.Picture the scene,its a busy high street at about 3pm on a Saturday,we stop at some lights when 4 women dressed in 70s attire make a beeline for my motor,one jumps onto the bonnet-slides off then climbs again all fours on the bonnet with the arse facing the windscreen just for her mate to take a picture!
The lights change but I still cant move and a porsche driver behind is getting irritated because he isnt getting any attention
BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp!