my list of cut related injuries:
1. dropped on my head and it split open and that was glued back together.
2. got a piece of slate thrown at he and it stuck in my head that had to be glued.
3. fell through a greenhouse, had several stitches on several cuts without anestheatic.
cut my hand and severed the tendon in my thumb (went all the way through) had surgery and the injection didn't put me to sleep so they gave me more and I woke up part way through surgery then had stitches and a 2 inch scar down my thumb.
4. got assaulted by a welsh chav after getting off the school bus, got hit across the head with a piece of 2x4, had to have stitches in my head even though the injection didn't numb the nerves with 2x the normal ammount
probably others but I can't remeber them, probably a result of being hit on the head too many times