a chav snook up behind me with a piece of 2 by 4 and hit me across the head (luckily I have a hard head otherwise I'd be dead) and lots of times across the back, I floored him then he got up again while I was disorientated and hit me several more times, the bastards mates were all across the road as back up so even if I had got him I'd have been chased down
did this and got away with it (police didn't care, just slapped his wrists and let him go...twats):