I learned to drive??? in a metro, hated the thing and as for the worst car ever owned there is a tie;
skoda or a shove it, ths skoda was a panic buy when i totalled my first car, was stiffed by my grandad into buying it, the one i had was the one all the jokes were based on.
Double the value, fill it up.
Heated rear screen to keep my hands warm when pushing it, etc.
The shove it was am terror to drive, had to write it a letter when i had to stop amd make a appointment to go, under a quater of a tank had to be a mind reader cause it used to just run out of fuel when it wanted to...