spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city,running around
looking for chicks, over fourhundred pounds
one night at the pub, a girl caught his eye
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed, a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered, his best pick up line
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
the portly young land, could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones, and went for the door.
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