Gibson

i do 0-60 in 4.5 days and top out at around 110 so im no threat... not until the v8 is in anyway

hence after i have over taken them.... anyone with even the slightest bit of respect for other road users gets my full cooperation and i crawl past as timidly as a kitten.....

First You... Then The World.... Anyway Back Too the Subject At Hand.... Giz A Job

i find a good square week works well for me...

i ride horses the thing that pisses me off with horses on the roads when the dont say thank you (thats the riders) sometimes we dont have a choice to ride on the road to get to the common. I would rather not ride on the road it is too dangerous and drivers can be arseholes too sorry but i cant stand horses on the road who dont say thank you or ride two abrest and stop traffic.... i try and be as considerate as i can if they are riding single file and apologising or even just giving u a smile too say thanks... but some dont even appear too realise they are causing a problem or are jsut too stuck up too care..., these people get the finger and me tearing off road road once i have over taken them as loudly as possible....

Nope..... well i am a cyclist and a good one (not one of those doddery old turds that holds up traffic etc) im a cyclist and a driver so i know both side well and have found that it is possible too cycle without holding up traffic or killing pedestrians u just have too have good spatial awareness and a good idea of traffic flow. so when our freind told me too get off the pavement i werent best pleased

I have found out the most awesome way too clean your house Find the Filthiest, Dirtiest Grimey And Most Hyper Drum + Bass / Trance / Dance etc and then put it on as loud as u can and just go nuts.... ive been skanking around the house cleaning like mad thing for like half an hour now and its almost all done, granted there are a couple of new dents in the wall and a bread knife sticking out of the ceiling but hell it worked!

Close But no cigar... on the right lines tho

is that cool if i call Dibs on the cherry bomb and four spokes? in the spirit of giving stuff away i still have a shed full of 16 capri stuff if anyone needs anything im giving most of it away!? Pm me people

this beer belly will destroy you if it hears that kind of speak again! its a highly powerfull beer belly with a zero tolerance policy

il have the laser 4 spokes and cherry bomb.... owe my mate a set of four spokes anyway..... keeping the spirit alive man well done!

some cunting traffic warden just told me not too ride my push bike on the pavement even tho i was doing about 3 mph and heading for the bike lock place... Ten points too anyone who can guess what my instant response was?

its not that desirable unfortunately... its all good until you see my little baby beer gut that im cultivating... one day it will be an almighty and powerfull beer belly that u will all have too bow down too or it will lay the smack down on you....

it appears that at least 8 people think the pip abuse is really quite amusing.... me included sorry mate... oh yea u still want those seats?

Mines Goffy The Chav Slayer

im fairly sure its too check im not behind them.... chavs sit around burning fiestas and pass on the legend of the scooter hunting capri... some say it changes colour and only comes out at night... others tell that its headlights turn on and off of theyre own accord and it has been lowered just the right amount too trap a chav on a scooter under the front bumper and devour them whole.... many say it just a legend made up too scare young scooter riders, yet they are still always checking behind them too make sure? right?

Ok Im now working at halfords... but the money is shite and the hours blow... i mean it could be worse but hey it could be better aswell.... so if anyone heres of anything post it up... cos otherwise i may have too sell the capper... and i dont wanna do that.... it makes me happy....

u would be suprised how often i use those too explain it actually.... often too people with front wheel drive cars under the pretence of "this is why your car is shit mate"

Mustang La La La... Mustang La La La

ive seen a jag v12 lump in a capper and that was just awesome... but in all fairness i dont care what goes in what as long as it is a good engine... no point putting all that work in for little gain is there? now as with cars for engines, Vs (6 8 10 or 12) suit the bigger cars as they have more torque obviously. but in smaller lighter cars anything is fair game really i still wanna see a 4age in an escort i think that would go like the clappers... or even the silver top twenty valve engine....

shouldnt have too..... it doesnt matter what plate the vehicle is on its all about the date of manufacture

i dont have a doris... probably cos i can say no too them but not too my car...

i... havnt eaten... fook

but much more understanding.........

Oh God... Old Folks... Quick Distract Them With These Swatches Of Curtain Material.... Look a Loverly Biege.... im gonna start running away now............................................................................................ those electric scooter things are pretty fast....