Yjeres a cop helicoper hovering around out house

[Chris!]

[flyingbanana]

my mate once went to the kitchen to get some water at night then he saw something fly by his window then he grabbed a knife which was close to hand...then next minute he had police with guns at his window..........this guy had jumped over into his garden where the police caught him

[badchild]

I have a blank firing handgun, one morning me and 2 of my mates snook into my mates house with it and put balaclavas on and burst into his bedroom, poor fairy was lying watching rugby and didn't know what to do!! Some bang out of it indoors! punishment beatings and kneecappings happen all the time here so he didnt know if it was serious or not

[bortaf]

A mate of mine tried the same thing on a (now ex) mate, he ended up having his nose stitched back on when the (ex) mate bit it off trying to avoid getting shot

served him right

 

Fleet you need to live in the big smoke mate, we have police copters over head ni-on every night