Other drivers

[Dom]

Why are there so many fooking twats on the road!? I've just done the brakes on my capper and decided to take it for a test drive (I live right on the A1) to the nearest roundabout and back.

 

Luckily they work fine It went alright till the return journey when I thought i'd over take a lorry then take my turning onto the flyover. But no. Just as i'm flying (within the speed limit obviously) up the fast lane Mr. Johnny Foreigner in his clapped out 318 (you know the type with the black bumpers and dull paintwork) decides he wants to overtake. So I slow down quickly and instead of accelerating to overtake he just sits next to this lorry doing about 2mph more. Only just made the turning. I know it's very racist and wrong of me to make the sort of judgement I did based on his driving but as I went past I was right with my predictions!

 

Nearly home and just pulling away from some traffic lights when a chav in a crappy pug comes past and cuts across in front, I thought 'Oh here we go', of course I had to chase the little urchin (past my turning) got right up his arse and then had to go back up to the roundabout again. No worries as it was quite fun.

 

Just as i'm coming off the roundabout in the right hand lane some nob in a big blue van in the left has a revelation and realises that my lane looks nicer and he wants to be there too. Brakes applied very harshly again. Then he decides that he wants to have BOTH lanes on the dual carriageway and around the flyover. Down to some traffic lights an he tries to race me to a roundabout, I win. Nice quiet roundabout so drop a cog and give it a large one. Coming up to my exit (not facing it understandably) and a black clio sport with lexus lights and some fat chav thinks it's a good idea to look at me sliding about and pull out just in front of me

 

I got home fuming with rage. I only took the car for a test drive, it bleeding well got one too!

 

 

*Breath* Rant over

[tonymk2wagon]

i had the same sort of crap today, on the way home from work early to get in some work on the escort and some total plonker in a jelly mould starts playing up. ended up both cars nearly getting writen off and very almost fisty cuffs in the middle of a busy town centre road. . .

got the pinto all bolted up in the wagon tho

[antz]

30mile trip at 40 miles per hour everywhere

 

finally got some open road and idiots pull out, bmw drivers pretending they are touring cars!

 

bastards

[lee_capri]

i drive a ferms van on the a1 but it wasnt me you dont live near sandy by any-chace for i think ive seen your dull bmw that cut you up il try and ram him as my van is smashed on one-side ware i had a lorry drive in-to me on the round about at oundle he didnt see me its a 3.5ton box sprinter