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Jim swore me not to tell anyone it would really embarrass him couldnt do it to the poor bloke that just wouldnt be fair

 

you obviously wanted to tell someone, hence the post :D

 

why not. he drives a capri, we already know he has a small **** :lol:

 

 

(oooh bitchy) :lol:

 

he didnt think id put anything up thats why the post it up but it all depends if he p*sses me off now

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hmmm. cant think of a way to pull this all together now :huh: BUT we stillneed to know :lol:

err. (stuck for something to say. thats a rare occourance)

 

 

jimbob. jealous?!! moi? :wink::lol:

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oh i see the man's gotta make the first move has he? maybe it 'd be nice for a doris to make the first move once in a while. . . . . . .

 

anyway, tell me :twisted:

 

I was new and didnt know anyone :cry:

 

and i'm really, really shy . . . . . . .honest :oops:

 

yeah right so you'll speak next time ok :D

Posted
hmmm. cant think of a way to pull this all together now :huh: BUT we stillneed to know :lol:

err. (stuck for something to say. thats a rare occourance)

 

 

jimbob. jealous?!! moi? :wink::lol:

 

you'll never guess it

Posted
oh i see the man's gotta make the first move has he? maybe it 'd be nice for a doris to make the first move once in a while. . . . . . .

 

anyway, tell me :twisted:

 

I was new and didnt know anyone :cry:

 

and i'm really, really shy . . . . . . .honest :oops:

 

yeah right so you'll speak next time ok :D

 

only if you tell

Posted
oh i see the man's gotta make the first move has he? maybe it 'd be nice for a doris to make the first move once in a while. . . . . . .

 

anyway, tell me :twisted:

 

I was new and didnt know anyone :cry:

 

and i'm really, really shy . . . . . . .honest :oops:

 

yeah right so you'll speak next time ok :D

 

only if you tell

you cant do that its not nice :cry::cry: ill tell posse you wont speak to me :lol:
Posted
hmmm. cant think of a way to pull this all together now :huh: BUT we stillneed to know :lol:

err. (stuck for something to say. thats a rare occourance)

 

 

jimbob. jealous?!! moi? :wink::lol:

 

you'll never guess it

you went out for a drink with him and he got legless, so you carried him 4.2 miles to a petrol station for a pastie, then he offered to pay, being the gent, but they did't have chicken and mushroom, so threw a childish fit on the forecourt and wouldn't get up. you left him ther and found him waving frantically at you from a hedge whilst on your way to workthe following morning. he'd lost most of his clothes and stunk of the vanilla magic tree that was around his neck! :shock::lol:

Posted
hmmm. cant think of a way to pull this all together now :huh: BUT we stillneed to know :lol:

err. (stuck for something to say. thats a rare occourance)

 

 

jimbob. jealous?!! moi? :wink::lol:

 

you'll never guess it

you went out for a drink with him and he got legless, so you carried him 4.2 miles to a petrol station for a pastie, then he offered to pay, being the gent, but they did't have chicken and mushroom, so threw a childish fit on the forecourt and wouldn't get up. you left him ther and found him waving frantically at you from a hedge whilst on your way to workthe following morning. he'd lost most of his clothes and stunk of the vanilla magic tree that was around his neck! :shock::lol:

 

 

fpmsl that was good :lol:

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you went out for a drink with him and he got legless, so you carried him 4.2 miles to a petrol station for a pastie, then he offered to pay, being the gent, but they did't have chicken and mushroom, so threw a childish fit on the forecourt and wouldn't get up. you left him ther and found him waving frantically at you from a hedge whilst on your way to workthe following morning. he'd lost most of his clothes and stunk of the vanilla magic tree that was around his neck! :shock::lol:

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Takes Me Back! :roll::lol:

 

I don't drink mate, 2 shandys get's me merry (Cheap Date Or What) :lol:

 

I hate Vanilla Magic Trees, they make me heave. :roll:

 

I do however like a Chicken & Mushroom pastie. :D

 

BUT, you are not even close matey!!! :wink::lol::lol::lol:

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