Did you know ?

[MK3_DC]

it was national poetry day today ?

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I did not know that

it is poetry day now

Back to sleep I go.

 

Sorry, that's a haiku. (a bad one at that )

[Pipster007]

Kermit the frog

got punched in the gob

for playing around with Miss Piggy

 

He pulled up her dress

and played with her breasts

and out popped a little green willey

[DeuceCoupe]

Kermit the frog

got punched in the gob

for playing around with Miss Piggy

 

He pulled up her dress

and played with her breasts

and out popped a little green willey

 

typical of you willies and breasts

[MK3_DC]

There was a young man called Pip

who some would say had too much lip

he was interested in breasts

and old ford crests

but was often found having a kip

 

[MK3_DC]

i quite like this forum for ford

it really is a well run board

they do things in the old skool way

being thoughtful, helpful, caring but still play

it really has struck a chord

[Gibson]

Mary Had A Little Lamb

it got caught on barbed wire

so she doused the lamb in kerosene

and set the mary on fire

[flyingbanana]

zippy and bungle went to the jungle

to see the monkeys dance

zippy got silly and bit of bungle's willy and never had a afterthought

[caprifan]

she stood on the bridge at midnight

her legs were all a quiver

she gave a cough

her leg fell off

and floated down the river

 

 

 

 

 

...I'll get my coat

[orionmojo]

the was a man at the start of the strip

he gave his throtle a blip

there was lots of smoke cos it had some poke

it was a most enjoyable trip

 

needs some work on the last line

[Posse]

one up the bum no harm done.

 

or phil pipster drinks and smokes sells his arse to all the blokes but ben morley is the same but hes been longer at the game.

[ZetecVan 2.0]

There once was a boy called Nicholas

Who everyone thought was dickless.

They pulled down his pants

and had a good glance

and said 'Hey we're right'.

 

 

Something I wrote at school about a geeky lad in our class

(the last line isn't supposed to rhyme)