really dumb things youve done

[Rick]

was reading posts on b3ta.com and thought id start one similar here:

 

so whats one of your dumbest/embarracing moments??

 

 

mine:

 

one dark eerie night i was off out somewhere and left my ground floor flat (which is down a dark alley). Half way down the garden i realise iv forgotton something so i head back into my flat.

 

i didnt bother putting any lights on cuz id only be quick.

 

well anyway in my living room i have a full length mirror on the wall next to my bedroom door.

 

so i walk in the living room feeling round for the door but actually im standing in front of the mirror which looked like an open door in the dark/

 

well i see my own reflection with flailing arms...

 

*rick lays an egg

 

i stood there for a few seconds frozen stiff at whats standing in front of me until i realise its the mirror and im a ...

 

TIT

[mr 6ix]

PMSL!

classic mate, can't think of anything to rival that...

[over_head_cam]

You win Rick. Thread over :lol:

[sambo]

Lol!!

 

I did something really silly yesterday,

 

I have man-flu and was making a smoothie and chucked all the ingredients in: Banana, frozen fruit, apple and mango juice, yoghurt etc and the mixture wasnt blending properly so i was pushing it all down with a metal spoon...........

 

All of a sudden in my clumsy, half asleep state the spoon went in too far and ...ZZZZZZZEEEEERRRRRRPPPPPP!!! The spoon went flying across the kitchen and so did the smoothie juice. And i mean EVERYWHERE!! cieling, my face, i couldnt see to turn the blender off!! all over the walls, cupboards etc. It took me a good half hour and a roll of kitchen towel to clean up. Classic.

 

Muppet.

[Jimsiss]

I've done too many stupid things in my life to list

 

although a good one was falling through a greenhouse I walked in and slipped on the smallest stone and went straight through, I was only young at the time but looking back it was funny, only ended up with minor cuts

[flyingbanana]

ran into a glass door.......it was open when i went out the 1st time...then was running back in and some one had closed it

[Rick]

ran into a glass door.......it was open when i went out the 1st time...then was running back in and some one had closed it

i had a mate do that at a party once, and i was fortunate enough to watch his face go flat from the other side quality

[X-pack-Glyn]

Lol!!

 

I did something really silly yesterday,

 

I have man-flu and was making a smoothie and chucked all the ingredients in: Banana, frozen fruit, apple and mango juice, yoghurt etc and the mixture wasnt blending properly so i was pushing it all down with a metal spoon...........

 

All of a sudden in my clumsy, half asleep state the spoon went in too far and ...ZZZZZZZEEEEERRRRRRPPPPPP!!! The spoon went flying across the kitchen and so did the smoothie juice. And i mean EVERYWHERE!! cieling, my face, i couldnt see to turn the blender off!! all over the walls, cupboards etc. It took me a good half hour and a roll of kitchen towel to clean up. Classic.

 

Muppet.

 

my missus brough one of them bloody smoothie machines, twice now she forgot to put the jug under where it dispenses out and showered the kitchen in the stuff.

[Gonzo]

was kicking my bike over after just having finished repairing the bloody thing, and its got a suicide stand [stand the bike up and the stand flicks up on its own] so when I kicked it, it stood up, stand flicked up and it fell over.

 

couldn't hold it cuz i'm a cripple. was not amused.

[Noodles]

We once had a glass ship in a glass bottle I tried to open it and it shatterd in my hand ouch!