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Ever thought what the person in front at Asda/Tesco ect is going to do with their items,

The doris in front of me tonight had..... bleach, 2 tubes of super glue & a loaf of bread :?

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My mate Lig was gonna buy two cucumbers, a pack of condoms and a tube of KY just to see the look on the poor cashiers face :lol::lol::lol:

 

She didn't do it because we had the christening to go to, maybe next time :wink:

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My mate Lig was gonna buy two cucumbers, a pack of condoms and a tube of KY just to see the look on the poor cashiers face :lol::lol::lol:

 

She didn't do it because we had the christening to go to, maybe next time :wink:

 

I'd love to have seen the parent's faces if you'd

have walked in with that under your arm!!!! :lol:

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I'm not a food fascist or anything, as I do eat processed garbage myself sometimes as well as the odd Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but......

 

I do find it incredible when I see some peoples trollies loaded with nothing but boxes of ready meals or frozen pizzas etc.....not a fresh veggie or piece of fruit to be seen anywhere!

 

Coincidentally(?) they are usually the most unhealthy looking specimens of mankind imaginable!

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My mate Lig was gonna buy two cucumbers, a pack of condoms and a tube of KY just to see the look on the poor cashiers face :lol::lol::lol:

 

She didn't do it because we had the christening to go to, maybe next time :wink:

 

I'd love to have seen the parent's faces if you'd

have walked in with that under your arm!!!! :lol:

 

Can't have been any worse than the looks the godparents got at the christening :roll:

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Michelle & I went shopping at Morrisons once, purchased some Lynx deodorant (Boom chickawaawaa :lol: ), Nivea for men, a chocolate desert, some chewing gum & a packet of 3.

 

The girl on the checkout gave us a wry smile & a knowing look :lol:

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Michelle & I went shopping at Morrisons once, purchased some Lynx deodorant (Boom chickawaawaa :lol: ), Nivea for men, a chocolate desert, some chewing gum & a packet of 3.

 

The girl on the checkout gave us a wry smile & a knowing look :lol:

 

If i remember correctly, that packet was bigger than a 3 pack :lol:

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Michelle & I went shopping at Morrisons once, purchased some Lynx deodorant (Boom chickawaawaa :lol: ), Nivea for men, a chocolate desert, some chewing gum & a packet of 3.

 

The girl on the checkout gave us a wry smile & a knowing look :lol:

 

If i remember correctly, that packet was bigger than a 3 pack :lol:

 

Too much information :lol::lol::lol: a choccy desert? you too tight to buy choccy body spread :lol::lol::lol:

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Michelle & I went shopping at Morrisons once, purchased some Lynx deodorant (Boom chickawaawaa :lol: ), Nivea for men, a chocolate desert, some chewing gum & a packet of 3.

 

The girl on the checkout gave us a wry smile & a knowing look :lol:

 

If i remember correctly, that packet was bigger than a 3 pack :lol:

 

Too much information :lol::lol::lol: a choccy desert? you too tight to buy choccy body spread :lol::lol::lol:

 

We tried that and it was disgusting :lol::lol:

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