sales people

[Rick]

why do they try and look suprised when i butt into their well rehersed speech to tell them im not interested.

 

surely the last 50 people did the same thing.

 

please go away, no i dont want your electricity cheaper, no i dont want to sell my property....

 

i told the last bloke i wasnt the owner, then he said well 'who is can i speak to them' i shrugged my shoulders and shut the door lmao

[Noodles]

I had one, my interent is with orange but its in my name but paid for on my dads card, so when they phone up and ask how much do you pay ' I say nothing its free' gets them a bit worried

 

 

BTW cheers Mick the Mig

[Copey]

oh i LOVE sales men, its funny as hell, next time you get one, let them go through it all act all interested and stuff, waste all of ther time that you can, when they think you are gonna buy one and go "i will get you the form" say "no its ok, i am not interested" the look on ther face is PRICELESS!!!!

[ZetecVan 2.0]

We keep getting the NPower coming round. We switched from them back to british gas. They want us to go back to them. I said 'Look, Im sick of switching backwards and forwards. ' and they butted in and said 'Yes it gets annoying, but if you switch to us......'... NO I DON'T WANT TO. TAKE THE HINT. FOOOK RIGHT OFF...

[NHR115]

One of my friends got a phonecall one Saturday from a saleperson who asked to speak to her Dad. She said that her Dad was dead so the salesperson asked to speak to her Mum to which my friend replied "she's in jail for killing my Dad"

[antz]

my dad was one so i sympathise with them. they have a job to do and by making stupid comments it only makes it worse.

 

imagine you worked in a burger bar and someone orders a burger so you get it for them and they go 'nah id ont want it now i want this instead' you do wanna punch them in the face so watch out when you harrass a salesman cos they might just do it!

[Noodles]

Yer but some are sneaky, my number is ex directory so they "should'nt" have my number it illegal to just go though the phone book you have to be on a approved list or some the round ones

[antz]

Yer but some are sneaky, my number is ex directory so they "should'nt" have my number it illegal to just go though the phone book you have to be on a approved list or some the round ones

 

ah phone callers are different ...they piss me right off