MK3_DC Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 whats happened to the kidz eh, on my way back from Boxhill, just gone through Sandhurst high street and at the end is a 90 degree corner going under a railway bridge. down the side is a slip road joining the main road and 4 young lads (13-15 I guess) wearing their white shell suits, or what looked like them. Well, i'm in a line of traffic doing 20mph and these guys just stroll right out into the road 'expecting' everyone to stop. Ok, they should have realised the brakes on a 21 year old capper aren't what they used to be, and that people who drive 21 year old cappers are 'usually' older and were bought up in a time when you looked left, looked right, looked left again, not just stroll out into the road like you own it. Well, red rag to a bull, I ain't stopping for 'em, they realised this and split into 2 groups of 2, the 2 that went to the near side had the cocky one who wanted to take me on, until I got within an inch or 2 of him and he had to run to get out of the way, as I have no stereo and the window was down I could hear them calling me 'fecking t*sser', they were just lucky there was a car behind me or i'd have slammed it in reverse !! and breath, rant over.......
Gibson Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 its extremely amusing too floor it and lean out of the window and shout "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE" specially in a capper... shits them up well good
RFChris Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 A similar thing happened to my Dad a while a go, and he reacted in much the same way as you. The conversation between me and my Dad went like this.... "Whoa, Dad...you nearly hit him" "If that w**ker wants to pick his teeth out of my grill, thats fine. Personally i think the dent'll give the car a bit more character." ":shock:" I love my Dad! And good on you KnightRider!
Burns Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 yeah, my other half did that in notts... this kid saw her coming round the roundabout, raised his eyebrows in a 'come on' kind of way and walked out in front of her... she didn't lift a bit and there was a couple of hand prints on the bonnet where he had to use the bonnet to get out of the way bloody kids today
mk2_escort_chick Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 Hehehehe! There's one kid my dad aims for...we call him "bowed legs" (Don't really need to explain the name) My dad was half on the pavement trying to run the lil sh!t down. He pooped his pants and rode his lil bike up the grass bank to the swimming pool. He'd tried to steal my dad's car but got caught. Lil pr!ck!....grrrrrr!!!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 Oh I know that situation well. If any kid cockily strolls in front of me while I'm driving I always put my foot down and aim for them. Blowing your horn as you pass is also a good 'shit em up' technique too. The last time I did it was when some kids were flying down the wrong side of the road on pushbikes. As we came up to the lights (a very busy junction), one of them veered to my side of the road at the lights and expected me to jam on so he could joing the traffic. I did the above which shit him up, and then carried on driving, about 50 feet until the traffic stopped. I was expecting to be buzzed by the little shits and have my car kicked.
mk1mexico Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 It amazes me how people think they are 'harder' than cars. Last christmas i was driving in a 30 zone when a snowball hit my passenger side window, i screeched to a stop got out and pinned the little fooker to the wall. he never did it again
flyingbanana Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 i dont slow down....just keep going......even in the lorry....watch them run
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 It amazes me how people think they are 'harder' than cars. Last christmas i was driving in a 30 zone when a snowball hit my passenger side window, i screeched to a stop got out and pinned the little fooker to the wall. he never did it again That happened to my wife around 16 years ago when I'd just started going out with her. She was 20 and passenger in her parents car. A snowball hit it, and her dad stopped. Sharon got out and started giving the group of teenagers a load of stick (she's normally quite placid until something rattles her). She said she can't remember that much about it, she was so mad, apart from questioning the size of their genitals. Her she got back in the car, the kids suitable chastised, and they drove away in silence. Her dad later said he learned a few new words.
Wessie Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 lol, we just aim for the fookers with the horn going and screaming abuse . those 'hard-nuts' jump like hell nd crap themselves
Trevmk3 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 Hehehehe!There's one kid my dad aims for...we call him "bowed legs" so he couldnt stop a pig in an alley aim for them with the right foot planted always gets me smiling. i also like it when your slowing down to some ights and someone wants to cross, they start so you speed up and make them wait, then when your nearly stopped and they start to walk to the rear of the car you stop fully and they walk into your car giving you the reason to say "oi watch what your doing"
spooner Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 i rekon todays little sh!st should do yts at a old skool garage,two weeks of ramp hanging,bollox greasing and general abuse old skool style will sort them out
Trevmk3 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 ramp hanging thats with the brush handle through the sleaves suspended from a four poster aint it? where i used to work they tried to chuck me in the river they carried me 3/4 of the way to it then gave up, thats where weight advantage comes into play
flyingbanana Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 once i had 5 blokes try and dunk me in the tyre bowl....hehe i some how got out of there grip
MadMark2 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 I dont "avoid" people either. Whilst driving home from work 1 day in a company van, I too had a group of chavs wandering in the road and across the pavement (making other people drive round them, shouting at people if they beeped there horn as they drove round) ..... i didnt ! TWATED one kiddie in the back off the head with me door mirror , Sent the little fooker flying Pissed meself all the way home!
Gibson Posted October 30, 2006 Report Posted October 30, 2006 i broke ones nose when i used too work for a company called dial for beer we stopped too look at the map and a group of chavs gathered around the van, it was only when we heard the back door open my boss realised that he had forgot too lock it... as they were gathered up against the doors trying too stop us getting out we had too slam the door on them too get them open... so i did.... spent the rest of the night at police station explaining why there blood all over my window and a pikey in A+E with a nose like a squashed strawberry
Mexico Posted October 31, 2006 Report Posted October 31, 2006 in skool all the fooked up kids go for their fag fix dinner time and where they go is on a blind right handed with no camera's or fuk all and coz there is a sewage leak and a river close by its always soakin wet. its a wide bend too so normally the wen the 6th form convoy go to food and come back i hang back and w8 till they r all round the bend and then come round there sidewayz but l8ly some chavs have decide to collect in the middle of the road. the first day they did it i was in my dads navara as he lent my car and i can hang tha pretty good so come round there dropped a gear and i have not seen a group of freeks leg it so fast in my life lmao another good one is wen school kids are leavin school . . . they do not give a fuk for cars so i drive out of school holdin my drivers door open so if any kid is in the way he gets a pug door in the fukin head lmao
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