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The origin of one christmas tradition explained :lol::lol:

 

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not

produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the

pre-Christmas pressure.

 

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which

stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them

were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were

out, heaven knows where.

 

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards

cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were

scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple

cider and a shot of rum.

 

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all

the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally

dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass

pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found

the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom, just then

the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it

open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

 

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a

lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me

to stick it?"

 

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the

Christmas tree!!!

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL

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:lol::lol::lol:

that is quality where did u find that?

 

A friend emailed it to me :wink::thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

You gonna be in your nice new shiny house before Xmas Andy???

 

see my moving thread................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah you allready have :lol::lol:

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