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Got that on an MP3 cd with all of Nirvanas songs on but can't find it! :(

 

 

have with the lights out 3discs and a dvd fcukin excellent

Posted

this song goes out to the ladies

 

but fellas listen close

 

 

you dont always have to fook her hard

infact sometimes thats not right to do

so times u gotta make some love

and fuckign give her some smooches to

sometimes uve got to squeeze

sometimes uve got to say please

sometimes u gotta say

hey im gonna fook you softly

im gonna screw u gently

im gonna hump you sweetly

im gonna ball u discreetly

and then you say hey i bought u flowers

and then you say wait a minute sally

i think i got something in my teeth can you get it out for me

thats King teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll King fook you discreetly

And then I'll King bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fook you hard

Hard

Posted
what about a bit of pop

girls aloud - love machine

"lets go eskimo"

 

or shall i get my coat :dope:

 

speaking of eskimos

 

 

I'm the only gay eskimo

I'm the only one I know

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

 

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka

But all I wanna do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

 

Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber

But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

 

I make a wish on the northern lights

That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

 

And the seals they sing now

*seal noises*

 

These cold winter nights are taking their toll

I even get excited when I see the north pole

See the north pole

 

I'm the only gay eskimo

I'm the only one I know

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

Posted
I Don't like you, and I'm gonna beat you up!

 

Beans, beans, beans

Jessie had some beans

He was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some beans

 

Naked, naked, naked

Sitting cross-legged

Naked, naked, naked

And he was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some beans

 

Wine, wine, wine

Jessie had some wine

He was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some wine

 

Beans, beans, beans

Jessie ate some beans

And he drank some wine

And he was happy, happy, happy

As he drank some beans

Listening to this now :lol:

Posted
She gave me the Queen

She gave me the King

She was wheelin' and dealin'

Just doin' her thing

She was holdin' a pair

But I had to try

Her Deuce was wild

But my Ace was high

But how was I to know

That she'd been dealt with before

Said she'd never had a Full House

But I should have known

From the tattoo on her left leg

And the garter on her right

She'd have the card to bring me down

If she played it right

 

The Jack...the one and only AC/DC :worship:

Posted

spicy was big, burly and strong

his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong

from city to city,running around

looking for chicks, over fourhundred pounds

 

one night at the pub, a girl caught his eye

big as a house, just the right size

the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt

spicy soon noticed, a bulge in his kilt

the piper delivered, his best pick up line

thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"

the portly young land, could stand for no more

grabbed his cojones, and went for the door.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cGYwOeaWzA

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