What's she gonna .....

[Mk2Jo]

look like with a chimney on her???

 

 

What are the most quirky words that you know in a song?

[Burns]

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

 

[Hilux]

in the classic "we are family" they sing at the begining of one of the verses, "just let me staple the vicar" dunno what all thats about

[RFChris]

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

 

 

I know all the words too, its my Kareoke trump card!

[Mr.Sumo]

there once was a women

a strange kind of women

the kind that gets written down in history

her name was a Nancy

her face was never fancy

she left a trail of happiness and misery

i loved her , everybody loved her

she took there money and they took there turn.....

 

 

bet you can"t guess what Nancy did for a living

[Cookie]

there once was a women

a strange kind of women

the kind that gets written down in history

her name was a Nancy

her face was never fancy

she left a trail of happiness and misery

i loved her , everybody loved her

she took there money and they took there turn.....

 

 

bet you can"t guess what Nancy did for a living

 

 

 

Ran a sandwich shop???

 

 

 

 

[ZetecVan 2.0]

As antony said to cleopatra as she opened a crate of ale,

Ooh I say,

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers.

 

and

 

We hate it when our friends become successful.

And if they're northern, that makes it even worse,

and if we could destroy them,

you bet your life we will destroy them,

and if we could hurt them well we may as well.

It's really laughable ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Vista]

there once was a women

a strange kind of women

the kind that gets written down in history

her name was a Nancy

her face was never fancy

she left a trail of happiness and misery

i loved her , everybody loved her

she took there money and they took there turn.....

 

 

bet you can"t guess what Nancy did for a living

 

Deep Purple, top Rock gods!

 

How about this

 

Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still

But he told us where we stand

And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear

Claude Raines was the invisible man

Then something went wrong for Fay Ray and King Kong

They got caught in a celluloid jam

Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space

And this is how the message ran...................

 

Anyone?

[ZetecVan 2.0]

That's the start of the rocky horror aint it?

[Vista]

Yep, my number one choice in Bizarre musicals

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Yep, my number one choice in Bizarre musicals

 

Number two choice? The Producers?

[antz]

millencolin-fox....(its about a moped )

 

I met a fox the other day

When I asked how much she cost, I had to pay

All of a sudden Id brought her home

Shes one hundred kilos dressed in silverchrome

 

Shes my world, shes so rad

Shes the best ride I ever had

Shes my life, shes so bad

Shes the best ride I ever had

 

When I imagine me and her

You know that I get a stand-up fur

I give her oil, I give her gas

And get her seat beneath my ass

And then the turtledoves drive away

 

Shes my world, shes so rad

Shes the best ride I ever had

Shes my life, shes so bad

Shes the best ride I ever had

 

Shes secondhand, so what? shes true, shes by my side

For all I care, shes hot, shes a real good ride

When we go out, people stop and stare with jealous minds

Its ok for me, as long as they let her be...

To prevent something like a theft I got her locked around a tree

 

Shes my world, shes so rad

Shes the best ride I ever had

Shes my life, shes so bad

Shes the best ride I ever had

Shes the best ride I ever had

Shes the best ride I ever had

[Guest V6MAT]

This ballgame's in the refrigerator,

The door is closed,

The lights are out,

And the butter's getting hard.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers,

Mushrooms olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers,

Mushrooms olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes,

Therapy, therapy.

Advertising causes...

Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes,

 

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers,

Mushrooms olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need.

[flyingbanana]

Some days are dry, some days are leaky

Some days come clean, other days are sneaky

Some days take less, but most days take more

Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor

 

Some days you're quick, but most days you're speedy

Some days you use more force than is necessary

Some days just drop in on us

Some days are better than others

 

Some days it all adds up

And what you got is not enough

Some days are better than others

 

Some days are slippy, other days sloppy

Some days you can't stand the sight of a puppy

Your skin is white but you think you're a brother

Some days are better than others

 

Some days you wake up with her complaining

Some sunny days you wish it was raining

Some days are sulky, some days have a grin

And some days have bouncers and won't let you in

 

Some days you hear a voice

Taking you to another place

Some days are better than others

 

Some days are honest, some days are not

Some days you're thankful for what you've got

Some days you wake up in the army

And some days it's the enemy

 

Some days are work, most days you're lazy

Some days you feel like a bit of a baby

Lookin' for Jesus and His mother

Some days are better than others

 

Some days you feel ahead

You're making sense of what she said

Some days are better than others

 

Some days you hear a voice

Taking you to another place

Some days are better than others

[Guest V6MAT]

Congratulations you have won

It's a year subscription of bad puns

And a make-shift story of concern

And to set it up, before it burns

My opinions. Mmm. Mmm. (x4)

 

Well there seems to be a problem here

When the scale of emotions seems too clear

Now They rise and fall like wall street stock

And they have an affect on our peace talk

 

Our opinions. Mmm. Mmm.

My opinions. Mmm. Mmm. (x3)

 

Congratulations you have won

It's a year subscription of bad puns

And a make-shift story of concern

And you set it up, before it burns

 

Our opinions. Mmm. Mmm.

Your opinions. Mmm. Mmm. (x3)

My opinions. Mmm. Mmm

[Guest V6MAT]

I Don't like you, and I'm gonna beat you up!

 

Beans, beans, beans

Jessie had some beans

He was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some beans

 

Naked, naked, naked

Sitting cross-legged

Naked, naked, naked

And he was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some beans

 

Wine, wine, wine

Jessie had some wine

He was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some wine

 

Beans, beans, beans

Jessie ate some beans

And he drank some wine

And he was happy, happy, happy

As he drank some beans

[ratman]

This ballgame's in the refrigerator,

The door is closed,

The lights are out,

And the butter's getting hard.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers,

Mushrooms olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers,

Mushrooms olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes,

Therapy, therapy.

Advertising causes...

Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes,

 

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers,

Mushrooms olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need.

 

system of a down

[ratman]

She gave me the Queen

She gave me the King

She was wheelin' and dealin'

Just doin' her thing

She was holdin' a pair

But I had to try

Her Deuce was wild

But my Ace was high

But how was I to know

That she'd been dealt with before

Said she'd never had a Full House

But I should have known

From the tattoo on her left leg

And the garter on her right

She'd have the card to bring me down

If she played it right

[ratman]

Another system gem

 

Jump, Bounce, Down, Up

 

I went out on a date,

With a girl, a bit late,

She had so many friends,

Gliding through many hands.

I brought my pogo stick,

Just to show her a trick,

She had so many friends,

Gliding through many hands.

 

Jump Pogo?..

Bounce Pogo,

Down Pogo, Up Pogo

 

Unannounced twister games,

All players with no names,

They lined up double quick,

But just one pogo stick,

Everyone gets to play,

Runaway, expose',

It was so exotic,

But just one pogo stick.

 

Jump Pogo?..

Bounce Pogo,

Down Pogo, Up Pogo

 

Oh, I like to spread you out,

Touching whoever's behind

 

Jump Pogo?..

Bounce Pogo,

Down Pogo, Up Pogo

[Guest V6MAT]

more SOAD

 

The kombucha mushroom people,

Sitting around all day,

Who can believe you,

Who can believe you,

Let your mother pray, (sugar)

I'm not there all the time you know

Some people, some people, some people,

Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar)

I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport,

With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life,(sugar)

You know that every time I try to go

Where I really want to be,

It's already where I am,

Cause I'm already there.(sugar)

The kombucha mushroom people,

Sitting around all day,

Who can believe you,

Who can believe you,

Let your mother pray, (sugar)

I got a gun the other day from Sako,

It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket,

Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar)

My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes,

And I just King kick her, and then ooh baby,she's O.K.(sugar)

 

People are always chasing me down,

Trying to push my face to the ground,

Where all they really want to do,

Is suck out my mother King brains, my brains (sugar).

The kombucha mushroom people,

Sitting around all day,

Who can believe you,

Who can believe you,

Let your mother pray

I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music,

Just anger,

I've killed everyone,

I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

fook you, it all goes away,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

fook you, it all goes away,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel,

What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away.

[escortmad79]

I Don't like you, and I'm gonna beat you up!

 

Beans, beans, beans

Jessie had some beans

He was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some beans

 

Naked, naked, naked

Sitting cross-legged

Naked, naked, naked

And he was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some beans

 

Wine, wine, wine

Jessie had some wine

He was happy, happy, happy

And he ate some wine

 

Beans, beans, beans

Jessie ate some beans

And he drank some wine

And he was happy, happy, happy

As he drank some beans

Done with distorted pitch & altered speed so it's in high voice, sounding like one of the Chipmunks whilst p*ssed/stoned by Mr Kurt Cobain (R.I.P)!

 

Nirvana - Beans

[Guest V6MAT]

ya thats the one

[escortmad79]

Got that on an MP3 cd with all of Nirvanas songs on but can't find it!

[runty176]

what about a bit of pop

girls aloud - love machine

"lets go eskimo"

 

or shall i get my coat

[bashmk1]

dont ever slag off girls aloud!!!