Does anyone have....

[Copey]

You men!! I pay someone to do my eyebrows. Wouldn't want nasty bushes over my eyes

 

Indeed! You sad lot, I wax my legs and it hardly hurts much, specially when you are in a rush to go out, and saves loads of time cos they only need doing about once a month. The hardest bit is resisting the temptation to shave so it's long enough to wax again.

 

Do you indeed! Either your name is misleading Fred or you is a body builder or summat??????? Do tell

 

i was thinkin that too, my guess he could be a swimmer...

[Muttley MK2]

You men!! I pay someone to do my eyebrows. Wouldn't want nasty bushes over my eyes

 

Indeed! You sad lot, I wax my legs and it hardly hurts much, specially when you are in a rush to go out, and saves loads of time cos they only need doing about once a month. The hardest bit is resisting the temptation to shave so it's long enough to wax again.

 

Do you indeed! Either your name is misleading Fred or you is a body builder or summat??????? Do tell

 

i was thinkin that too, my guess he could be a swimmer...

 

Watch this space eh/

[Stu_B]

....Or he could be a she

[Mrs O/H/C]

MEN ....MOANING ABOUT A PAIR OF TWEEZERS !!! TRY WHAT US LADIES HAVE...WAXING !! THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHAT PAIN IS

[antz]

i got a monobrow

[young un]

im not old enough for any facial hair or anything of that sort - just gove it a couple of years lol

[escortmad79]

You men!! I pay someone to do my eyebrows. Wouldn't want nasty bushes over my eyes

 

Indeed! You sad lot, I wax my legs and it hardly hurts much, specially when you are in a rush to go out, and saves loads of time cos they only need doing about once a month. The hardest bit is resisting the temptation to shave so it's long enough to wax again.

 

Do you indeed! Either your name is misleading Fred or you is a body builder or summat??????? Do tell

Fred's a doris

[bmxdave]

im not old enough for any facial hair or anything of that sort - just gove it a couple of years lol

 

I could grow a beard when i was 14.

 

Handy when i went down the shop to buy drink.

[Copey]

You men!! I pay someone to do my eyebrows. Wouldn't want nasty bushes over my eyes

 

Indeed! You sad lot, I wax my legs and it hardly hurts much, specially when you are in a rush to go out, and saves loads of time cos they only need doing about once a month. The hardest bit is resisting the temptation to shave so it's long enough to wax again.

 

Do you indeed! Either your name is misleading Fred or you is a body builder or summat??????? Do tell

Fred's a doris

 

i think we need some form of gender indication to go under the avatars, lol

[sab6024]

i got a monobrow

 

Nice!!!!

[sab6024]

im not old enough for any facial hair or anything of that sort - just gove it a couple of years lol

 

I could grow a beard when i was 14.

 

Handy when i went down the shop to buy drink.

 

My dad was like that. He got sent home from Primary School for not having a shave He was 11 and 6'4" at the time though

[sab6024]

You men!! I pay someone to do my eyebrows. Wouldn't want nasty bushes over my eyes

 

Indeed! You sad lot, I wax my legs and it hardly hurts much, specially when you are in a rush to go out, and saves loads of time cos they only need doing about once a month. The hardest bit is resisting the temptation to shave so it's long enough to wax again.

 

Do you indeed! Either your name is misleading Fred or you is a body builder or summat??????? Do tell

Fred's a doris

 

i think we need some form of gender indication to go under the avatars, lol

 

Why???? Could keep some threads interesting

[FredTransit]

No, Fred's a Fred. Doris makes me sound about 70. Do I look like a Doris?

 

 

 

[Muttley MK2]

the site changes l a d y or w o m a n to doris

[FredTransit]

WTF? Er why?? When I think of Doris, I think of some granny, and not a Granada...... BTW word ban is only on w o m a n not lady. has everybody here got some kind of aversion to the word w0man?? I don't know whether to be offended or stunned

[Burns]

try typing s i e r r a

 

i believe there's more words in the filter (some swearwords) but you'll have to find them out yourself

[FredTransit]

Dead easy to find out, put the suspect word in a post input box and click on preview.

[over_head_cam]

Doris is a colloquial term for a doris. Like Bird or bloke etc.

 

And it's funny

 

eg: "That doris behind the jump..."

[FredTransit]

Beginning to sound derogatory to me....

[jimbo]

TBH nazal hair is more of a problem and soooooo annoying now I am getting older, and you can't pluck them, eyes would be watering for a week!!

 

My nose hair has been going strong for a few years now. And yes you can pluck. You need a bit of length in your nails or some tweezers and just give it a good bold yank (no hesitation) It becomes a very morish after a while!

 

OK. So my pleasures are few and far between these days

 

My old man used to get a single hair grow on the end of his nose. My mum hated it and would trim it off with scissors whilst he was asleep. Though, first time she did it, she plucked. The poor bastard nearly had a heart attack!