The confession thread, use this thread for your confessions.

[Muttley MK2]

Came home from my fortieth bday bash, was puking in the bath when I realised I needed a dump, couldnt get up so I shat my pants. Finished in the bathroom (bath blocked up) went to bed, dropped my strides and sat on the bed and went out like a light. You can imagine what the missus said in the morning

[mk1super]

Oh and told my ex girlfriend to shut up so i could hear the engine note of a mk1 mex with bubble arches and a hot x flow

[viv-ashton]

Oh and told my ex girlfriend to shut up so i could hear the engine note of a mk1 mex with bubble arches and a hot x flow

 

Bet she was impressed by that...

[over_head_cam]

I've owned 2 metro's

[mk1super]

I've owned 2 metro's

 

Dude i feel your pain

[jimbo]

On my 21st birthday, my local mates were rehearsing and working. I went to the pub I worked at and got bought loadsa booze, by the regulars.

 

Got dropped off at my mates house, where everyone was gonna meet me to carry on celebrating. Didn't wanna risk wakin his folks, so waited outside and had a joint.

 

Then needed a dump. Went down a lane by his house and did the deed. Wiped my ass on my kecks and threw them over a wall into someone garden. Poor sod probably wondered what they had done to deserve having 5hitty pants thrown in there garden.

[SmokeEm]

I want a chrysler 300c touring!

 

It is a touring

[sporty-corty16v]

iused to own a maestro, and

 

borrowed my ole mans montego auto wen young and foolish, cos i wanted to wheel spin i used to rev the nuts out of it and drop it into "d" was alright till the bolts sheared on the driveshafts lol...weekend with a hammer and centre punch later...

 

also side swiped a parked car being an arse again in my dads opel rekord as i went to pick him up from the pub..got him home parked so he couldnrt see it then blamed a drunk driver.....sorry dad lol

 

many more blunders too come as my memory sails back

[jed]

Here we go in 1983 i stole a wolseley 6.110 and raced it in the united kingdom youth banger championship at wimbledon and won the final in it i later heard it was the station sargents at a certain police station near battersea yeh i know it was wrong but fuk did i have a good night in it and came home with a major trophy

[escortmad79]

I used to own this.......

 

 

I also put the kit on bad boyed the bonnet ,front bumper had the middle cut out and meshed too but cant find that pic

It's ok, as well as my estate I own this:

 

[X-pack-Glyn]

Oh and i once met posse and OHC in a dark watford carpark on a wednesday night and they gave me some money for services rendered

[escortmad79]

I once met Posse at a Devon meet when I was taking pictures & he asked me if I wanted any arse out shots!!

 

He had his Corsa on the day so he can't have been talking about sideways shots!

[Copey]

i was drivin down a road and my mate goes "you are close to them parked cars"..."naahhh" i said "i can get closer" so i did, van van 4x4 van 4x4 car...smashed wing mirror, woops! teach me to be cocky!

[MK5]

i drove a brand new Astra at Christmas and I enjoyed it

[bigglesmk2]

Ive just been watching Mary Poppins,found myself singing along.

[antz]

i ocne thought about buying a capri ands sticking a fast and the furious style rear spoiler on it

[trispage]

i once owned a volvo 440

 

totalled my dads mk2 fiesta while my mk1 escort was being MOT'd.

 

stripped my cousins capri while he was on holiday and posted bits back to him from over the world whilst on a navy deployment

 

dressed up in a bikini in thailand to impress what turned out to be a ladyboy

 

there are more to follow ...

[antz]

i once owned a volvo 440

 

 

i still own a volvo 240.....least its rwd