X-pack-Glyn Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 For the last two night im just nodding off at the lake then beep beep beeeeep...then all three go off and the stupid bird trapeses through all the lines, that sodding b,stard bird has not let me sleep for 48 hours
X-pack-Glyn Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Posted March 12, 2008 lol do you live at this lake? No mate, but this King bird does now...and it knows when i go to sleep as it comes over and trapes through all my lines waking me up again....
surfingturnip Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 lol do you live at this lake? No mate, but this fooking bird does now...and it knows when i go to sleep as it comes over and trapes through all my lines waking me up again.... lob it something to eat as far away from your lines as poss
X-pack-Glyn Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Posted March 12, 2008 lol do you live at this lake? No mate, but this fooking bird does now...and it knows when i go to sleep as it comes over and trapes through all my lines waking me up again.... lob it something to eat as far away from your lines as poss belive me i tried, lobbed out about three quids worth of boilies, the bastard only ate em and followed me back no matter what i did it just wouldnt stay away, as soon as i shut the bivvy door... beep beeeeeep.... ive honestly never been so annoyed with an animal
escortmad79 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 I was kept awake a few weeks ago by an owl hooting away across the back, think someone must've done it in cos I haven't heard it since
X-pack-Glyn Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Posted March 12, 2008 I was kept awake a few weeks ago by an owl hooting away across the back, think someone must've done it in cos I haven't heard it since have you heard foxes in the middle of the night..jeez, first time i thought it was a young girl screaming...scared the shit outa me. oh, another moment last night, went to have a recast at 11pm, recast the second rod, turned round and theres a bloke stood not 2 foot from me...well, i fookin shit meself propper before going loopy at him...he was another fisherman turned up to prebait...i gave him a lecture about creeping up behind persons in the dark at remote lakes, what a burk, was lucky he didnt get a slap.
escortmad79 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 have you heard foxes in the middle of the night..jeez, first time i thought it was a young girl screaming...scared the shit outa me. Post coital vixens
Chris! Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 hahahahahahahah your posts make me laugh why not bbq it.....just dont tell the queen your eating her bird
Toby Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 I saw on a post you can get a fishing game for the PC. That way you can sleep at home whilst fishing You can get a boxing game too incase no one creeps up on you
Chris! Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 queen your eating her bird cant put a pic up incase shes looking on here, i heard she likes mk1 cortinas
Toby Posted March 12, 2008 Report Posted March 12, 2008 queen your eating her bird cant put a pic up incase shes looking on here, i heard she likes mk1 cortinas She has good taste the lesbian
Chris! Posted March 13, 2008 Report Posted March 13, 2008 queen your eating her bird cant put a pic up incase shes looking on here, i heard she likes mk1 cortinas She has good taste the lesbian better than a gold horse drawn carriage anyday
Tom Posted March 13, 2008 Report Posted March 13, 2008 ring the fookers neck mate - i go fishing with a bloke from work and just seems to attract the little bastards, they leave me alone but snag him up all the time. The last time he was in the water to his knees chasing them with a stick!!!
Mr Sam Posted March 13, 2008 Report Posted March 13, 2008 have you got one of them sling shots for launching maggits......launch some at it
FredTransit Posted March 13, 2008 Report Posted March 13, 2008 lol do you live at this lake? No mate, but this fooking bird does now...and it knows when i go to sleep as it comes over and trapes through all my lines waking me up again.... So you are kind of in his living room then, have some respect.....
X-pack-Glyn Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Posted April 7, 2008 No, i go fishing lots... Got fooking shot at midnight friday, no joke I heard a shot gun and just as i thought tio meself "fook me that sounds close" as my bivvy got peppered with pellets, not at enough velocity to kill me but enough to have me out chasing the bloody idiot lamping for rabbits the other side of the lake... and they say fishing is boring in the last three weeks ive been plagued by swans, fell in twice, been pood on by a crow and now shot at
escortmad79 Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Got fooking shot at midnight friday, no joke I heard a shot gun and just as i thought tio meself "fook me that sounds close" as my bivvy got peppered with pellets, not at enough velocity to kill me but enough to have me out chasing the bloody idiot lamping for rabbits the other side of the lake... GERROFFFFFFFFF MOI LAND!!!!!!!!!
X-pack-Glyn Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Posted April 7, 2008 Why were you under a cow Glyn? I was having a bit of the udder
over_head_cam Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Why were you under a cow Glyn? I was having a bit of the udder
5hane Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Got fooking shot at midnight friday, no joke I heard a shot gun and just as i thought tio meself "fook me that sounds close" as my bivvy got peppered with pellets, not at enough velocity to kill me but enough to have me out chasing the bloody idiot lamping for rabbits the other side of the lake... GERROFFFFFFFFF MOI LAND!!!!!!!!!
mk3cokebottle Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 No, i go fishing lots... Got fooking shot at midnight friday, no joke I heard a shot gun and just as i thought tio meself "fook me that sounds close" as my bivvy got peppered with pellets, not at enough velocity to kill me but enough to have me out chasing the bloody idiot lamping for rabbits the other side of the lake... and they say fishing is boring in the last three weeks ive been plagued by swans, fell in twice, been pood on by a crow and now shot at <<<< note to self make sure you dont set a tent up next to glyn at cfs attracts far to much attention whilst enjoying leisurly activities fook no's what ya like when ya pissed if this is you sober
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