ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Posted September 11, 2006 Slik50 - I may print that off and give her it! On second thoughts, I value my life.
105Nick Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Sounds like slave labour to me .... still seems like a walk in the park to my bird lol "youre looking at that doris!!!!" is all I get, and I still can't explain; "deary, its a cinema, she's plastered thirty foot high and fifty feet across, how could I not look at her" yet I still get a slap.
Guest street*wise Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 should of walked out, took your girl to your mates, stayed there till after her bed time, let ya mrs screw, leave her in the car and go in and then ask your mrs where your littlun is! or use the 'you dont own me, i can do what the hell i want!!!' or 'im bored of this argument!!!'(walking off) phrases
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Posted September 11, 2006 Sounds like slave labour to me .... still seems like a walk in the park to my bird lol "youre looking at that doris!!!!" is all I get, and I still can't explain;. I got that on holiday in Italy many years ago. We were sat outside this bar and she clocked me looking at the sexy laydees walking past. I told her I was doing a survey, and that they all had big noses. The next few women walked past and she said to me 'Hey you're right'....!
over_head_cam Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 I'd have grabbed a handfull of cookies and crumbled them into her hair and told her to fook off. But that's just me
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 11, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 11, 2006 I love this thread .... haven't laughed so much in ages
RedexRob Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Hey....fight fire with fire , we can all be inconsiderate , instead of cookies try baking your rear wheel drums in the oven to get the heat resistant paint to set (oven smells of paint for a long time), plenty of swarfega left around the washing up bowl , plenty of ways to skin a cat (she,ll get the message !) oh and don,t forget McDonalds for the kid , most important ally !
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Posted September 11, 2006 I love this thread .... haven't laughed so much in ages I'm glad you're not a marriage guidance counselor.
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 11, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 11, 2006 I love this thread .... haven't laughed so much in ages I'm glad you're not a marriage guidance counselor. No, but I am a female reading a lot of male perspectives on this situation and it's bloody funny
RedexRob Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 'You could have done something constructive like tidy up or do the ironing'. I think this response is mainly hormonal by the way , at other times it could be "oh thats a nice thing to do! " you could try the other sly way to a womans heart...next time you pick up Retro Ford make sure you come back with Hello magazine or a few of the others and say I was thinking of you so I got you these , I,m told it works wonders by other guys on here !
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 11, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 11, 2006 'You could have done something constructive like tidy up or do the ironing'. I think this response is mainly hormonal by the way FPMSL ... yeah, that'll be it .... it's bound to be that time of the month
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Posted September 11, 2006 'You could have done something constructive like tidy up or do the ironing'. I think this response is mainly hormonal by the way , at other times it could be "oh thats a nice thing to do! " you could try the other sly way to a womans heart...next time you pick up Retro Ford make sure you come back with Hello magazine or a few of the others and say I was thinking of you so I got you these , I,m told it works wonders by other guys on here ! Nope, she doesn't read hello or any mags like that. And it's not the time of the month!! So Jo, what would your reaction have been? Lets hear it from a doris.
RedexRob Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Nop didn,t say that...you bit too soon , if she,s like my missus theres twenty or so different mood levels not necessarily linked to the monthlies , may even be the lunar cycle... be VERY careful , don,t take anything for granted , hormones are not easily understandable...like women a bit of a mystery , but we wouldn,t have you any other way !
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Posted September 11, 2006 may even be the lunar cycle... Yeah it has been a full moon recently. And she's been looking a bit hairier lately.
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 11, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 11, 2006 I don't really think I am the best person to answer that .... I own an RS2000, a 290bhp Scooby, don't know how the cooker works, read Retro Ford, Classic Ford and Banzai and would rather be out at an OSF meet or up at Santa Pod than decorating the house ..... it wouldn't really be your typical female answer
RedexRob Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 American Werewolf...Brian Glover "beware the Moors Lads..., beware the moors !" no seriously ask any radio phone in show come full moon its crazy bonkers time..seriously , more to this world than we will ever know , steering boxes included !
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 11, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 11, 2006 American Werewolf...Brian Glover "beware the Moors Lads..., beware the moors !" no seriously ask any radio phone in show come full moon its crazy bonkers time..seriously , more to this world than we will ever know , steering boxes included ! Did you know that pub scene was filmed at The Black Swan in Ockham (where they used to have the Cortina meets) Nothing to do with this thread I know
RedexRob Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Seriously Ockham in Surrey ? thats as crazy as Fawlty Towers in Burnham Beeches nr Slough ! what a laugh ! do they still have the pentangle black magic symbol on the wall ? Theres your answer Zetec....cookies with the black magic symbol decorated on , that,ll freak her out next time you open the biscuit tin !
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 11, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 11, 2006 Seriously Ockham in Surrey ? thats as crazy as Fawlty Towers in Burnham Beeches nr Slough ! what a laugh ! Yup ... that's the one
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Posted September 11, 2006 cookies with the black magic symbol decorated on Na, I doubt it. I used to be a goth so she'll probably just think I'm wishing I had my long black hair back.
RedexRob Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 There really is no hope then...could always try a bunch of flowers or I suppose do the ironing as a last resort ! LOL This may put her completely off kilter as she is probably expecting an attitude/row !
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 11, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 11, 2006 Just pretend that absolutely nothing has happened and never, ever make cookies again
looney_mom Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Just read this thread, bloody computer wouldnt work yesterday. I think I'd have fell over with the shock if I'd have come in and Tony had done any cooking, sounds like she dont know when shes well off mate. I got to stage a tactical war just to get him to make a cup of tea!
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