Local squealer!

[DAZZA]

After a hard evening of revising for a work exam, and getting totally stressed out, my bro-in-law and a few others decided to go for a little cruise.

 

There weere 5 of us all in all including a rally prepped mk2 and even a Saph Coz.

 

After filling up with petrol, most of the guys exited the station in true OSF fashion using the side windows as windscreens, you know how it is. Contrlled but not to outrageous. (except me I have an open diff )

 

A guy walking his dog jumped in the road right out in front of me mimicking with his hands the use of a pen and paper to take my reg number! He nearly lost a foot................................... and a Labrador!

 

Fair enough, report me............... dont dont try and kill yourself by doing it!

[MightySprocket]

do-gooders, dont you just love'em, he probably also campaigns for Political Correctness

[4 door escort]

i don't like the fact that you've written in white, or on this black back ground, and that devil smiley goes against my religion

[antz]

what a muppet

[MightySprocket]

i don't like the fact that you've written in white, or on this black back ground, and that devil smiley goes against my religion

 

while I was typing it I was singing bar bar blacksheep too! and I have a Golly Wog

[4 door escort]

ha ha ha, you've got my sense of humour

[MightySprocket]

[mk2_escort_chick]

i don't like the fact that you've written in white, or on this black back ground, and that devil smiley goes against my religion

 

while I was typing it I was singing bar bar blacksheep too! and I have a Golly Wog

Golly wog-lol! I remember the lil tokens you used to get on the marmalade for those.

The world has gone crazy I tell ye!

 

If it was me Dazza, I would've given him the one finger salute

[hotrodholty]

what a tit, some people have too much time on there hands.

[4 door escort]

we once kidnapped this ladies golly-wog at work

 

 

 

but he got away

 

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[cisco24uk]

I did that and someone reported it to the garage assistant saying I had stolen petrol the guy knows me and said "nah, he always leaves like that." Quailty.

[Copey]

haha, i have had people follow me and try to shout at me after havin a bit of fun

 

one time some guy parks next to me in a 206 and starts sayin how its dangerous blah blah blah, so i go:

 

"your only jelouse because you cant do it"

 

long pause from the guy"...yeahh" then he drove off with a sad face

[72mk1escort]

we once kidnapped this ladies golly-wog at work

 

 

 

but he got away

 

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Quality

[jamie k]

he prob walks the dog same time every night

try to get a pic of him photo shop it and write dick across his head then stick it to some lamp posts on his route lol

[w p e]

see daz if you had a slipper you could have steered from the rear took his toes of without any damage ill show you what i mean soon

[kevmk2]

All osf should of had an lsd fitted as standard

[w p e]

amen to that

[mk1super]

Dazza such things must be done

 

Theres always a winger, ive one in my street hates the bikes an loaths my " noisey old escort" The other day he said " dont you know kids play football round here" i said "Well if there was any out playing i'd stop an have a kick around with em" he didnt like that

[mrmoo]

did this guy have dark glasses on as he had a labrador???

maybe the dog is an old skool ford fan and wanted a better look?

 

if old fords were meant to be steered with the front wheels they`d have come with power steering