My new bird

[mk1super]

As my mate would say whap it in!

[Retro-gone.]

ive got another one after me, read on...

 

Hi

 

My name is roxanne. I found your email on that dating site.

I also love sex on the side. I have a loving partner but he is working 16 hours a day and we have sex only once a week

If you are interested and wanna see my pictures just email me at croxanne9@direktmal.com

Don`t reply, use the email above (my boyfriend doesn`t know about that email!)

 

i get that email at least one a week

 

shes a 2 timing bitch, im gutted

[antz]

its always a different name every week i did get oen from roxanne though.

 

sorry tony but she wasnt very good

[Retro-gone.]

pistols at dawn you cad

[5hane]

cos hes old and his bits dont work

 

OO that was low!

 

pmsl,

 

got to feel sorry for retro tho ur ganging up on him

[Dr Feelgood]

lol i am not!! he started it editing my posts grrr

[Retro-gone.]

i cant help it, i want him sooooo bad

[FredTransit]

How old are you? Have you ever uttered the word "my mate fancies you"? Recently.....................?

[Retro-gone.]

you wanna east coast welcome fred?

i got plenty of tissues handy

[FredTransit]

Does this give you a clue as to what my answer is?

 

[Retro-gone.]

 

help !

[Dr Feelgood]

lol you love it really

 

nowt wrong with whips

[FredTransit]

I take it retro doesn't have access to the adult's room.....

[Dr Feelgood]

im surprised hes such a big perv i assumed he spent all his time in there saying "hello" to people

[Retro-gone.]

i live in the adult room mate

[FredTransit]

So you missed my pics in the 'Poll - Fake Boobs' Thread then

[Retro-gone.]

i skipped it, was waaaay too tame for me

[Dr Feelgood]

says the guy who ran away from a whip

[FredTransit]

If you skipped it, how come you know it was tame?

[Retro-gone.]

i had a quick peek but was more interested in the full on filth

[Retro-gone.]

says the guy who ran away from a whip

 

and you can shuddup

[Dr Feelgood]

hahaha make me

[Retro-gone.]

well scotlands too far, besides last time i was there i was approached by 2 toothless prozzies in aberdeen, scary as hell.

 

Scotland,.... where men are men and so are women

[FredTransit]

Ah, you sound like a bit of a woose to me

[Dr Feelgood]

oo thats harsh!!!

 

i am a doris thankyou very much

 

forget aberdeen it sucks if youd come to glasgow then youd have prozzies with teeth, as well as a few other extras that you couldnt see lol