someone nearly crashed into my car today

[Rick]

was turning right into a road off the main road and some dumb cow thought shed pull right up to the line because i didnt let her out as she rushed towards the junction.

 

so i had to go round slowly, you know what i mean when they pull RIGHT up to the line.

 

all of a sudden shes flying towards me

 

dunno what the fook she was playing at but stopped about an inch from my arch

 

fookin sunday drivers.

[baz105e]

i normally find that shouting a round of f**ks helps

[Lukey]

Maybe she did'nt see you, its not as if your car stands out or anything?

[surfingturnip]

I did actually get driven into the other day, by an old doris in a k10 micra in a car park

[Kieran]

Maybe she did'nt see you, its not as if your car stands out or anything?

 

[TwoLitrePinto]

exactly what you just said almost hapened, is exactly what did happen to me in a transit, it was an 04 plate 328i Convetible, pushed his bumper back a bit and pushed all the rear arch up.

[Mick The Cabbie]

dunno what the fook she was playing at but stopped about an inch from my arch

 

You shouldn't have such big arches then!!!

 

I find that when i'm driving some tatty runabout that i don't gove a fook about, no-one ever comes near me.

However the minute i hit the road in a shiney old relic, they start coming at me from all directions!!!!!!

[Rick]

dunno what the fook she was playing at but stopped about an inch from my arch

 

You shouldn't have such big arches then!!!

 

I find that when i'm driving some tatty runabout that i don't gove a fook about, no-one ever comes near me.

However the minute i hit the road in a shiney old relic, they start coming at me from all directions!!!!!!

 

haha so true