why do they say,silly saying's

[lee_capri]

your battery is flat whe it is quite clearly still square

 

any-one have any-other silly saying

[5hane]

your battery is flat whe it is quite clearly still square

 

pmsl, wtf are you on ?

 

 

err .. does 'boil the kettle' count cuse you cant atually boil a kettle

[lee_capri]

 

y do they say

 

all road's lead to rome

[lee_capri]

y do they say

 

a fool may ask more question's in an hour,then a wise man can answer in seven year's

[lee_capri]

y do they say

 

give a man a free hand and he will run it all over you

[5hane]

why do they say

 

im over the moon

[Copey]

bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?

[lee_capri]

y do they say

 

your not drunk if you lie on the floor with out holding on

[Retro-gone.]

a bird in the hand gathers no moss

 

no hang on,

 

a stitch in time catches the early worm

 

well you get the jist....

[surfingturnip]

y do they say

 

your not drunk if you lie on the floor with out holding on

 

because you're actually unconcious

[Copey]

"the early bird catches the worm"

 

and the come back is ace

 

"but the seccond mouse gets the cheese"

[lee_capri]

y do they say

 

a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse

[lee_capri]

early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy,

wealthy and wise.

 

what happened to me then

[lee_capri]

man is the head of the family,

doris is the neck that turns the head.

[antz]

why do you go down the road and up the road? especilly if its a flat road

 

and you go ALONG A ROAD anyways..not down a road like you go down a ladder

[caprinerd]

microsoft works there`s one i could never work out

[Copey]

microsoft works there`s one i could never work out

 

aye, bit of an oxymoron that one

[Mick The Mig]

y does your nose run and your feet smell?

[hotrodholty]

"if the wind changes you'll stick like that" said to a child pulling a face

[bigglesmk2]

The missus said she was going to town on the bus

 

When i went to wave her off she was clearly inside the bus

[bigglesmk2]

When you want something and your told it's on the side !!!

 

The side of what ?

[Mr Sam]

why is there a bulb in the fridge and not the freezer

[Copey]

why is there a bulb in the fridge and not the freezer

 

thats a good question actually...

 

maybe because the freezer is set out in drawers and the light wouldnt get through the whole lot?

 

plus being set out in drawers when you slide them out they are lit by the room...

[bigglesmk2]

How do they get food in tin's

[lee_capri]

y do they say

 

you got spud's growing in your ear's