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was bored at work flicking through a "true lives" magazine and this guy is cuddling a blow up doll

 

and hes dumped 3 gfs for "sandy" because shes his perfect doris

 

thats beyond weird :shock:

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lol yeah apparently shes the perfect lover cos it doesnt take anything to get her in the mood and she never says no

 

and they last for a whole four minutes...

 

no wonder he has to resort to a blowup doll...sorry "sandy"

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lol yeah apparently shes the perfect lover cos it doesnt take anything to get her in the mood and she never says no

 

and they last for a whole four minutes...

 

no wonder he has to resort to a blowup doll...sorry "sandy"

 

FPMSL!!!

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

needs to get out of breath before pumping away though :lol:

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

i think we found sandys boyfriend lol

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

needs to get out of breath before pumping away though :lol:

 

But a foot pump is still cheaper than a slap up meal for the same porpose = to get laid :lol::lol:

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

i think we found sandys boyfriend lol

 

Your just jealous cos sandy gets my lovin :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

i think we found sandys boyfriend lol

 

Your just jealous cos sandy gets my lovin :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

if its only 4 mins, probably not :lol:

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

i think we found sandys boyfriend lol

 

Your just jealous cos sandy gets my lovin :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

erm i wouldnt call that loving

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

i think we found sandys boyfriend lol

 

Your just jealous cos sandy gets my lovin :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

if its only 4 mins, probably not :lol:

 

Qulity not quantity :ykt:

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

i think we found sandys boyfriend lol

 

Your just jealous cos sandy gets my lovin :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

if its only 4 mins, probably not :lol:

 

Qulity not quantity :ykt:

 

you dont have either

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It does not talk back,gives him no grief, doesnt cost nowt as Air is free.No foreplay just jump right in :mrgreen: I'd say thats a sensible bloke :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

i think we found sandys boyfriend lol

 

Your just jealous cos sandy gets my lovin :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

erm i wouldnt call that loving

 

Sandy dont complain :mrgreen: Hisses with each thrust though :lol::lol:

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haha, so how long before this thread goes bad and is moved to the adult room then?

 

when either burns or Louie sees it :lol:

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haha, so how long before this thread goes bad and is moved to the adult room then?

 

when either burns or Louie sees it :lol:

 

probably not far wrong

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