how many men and ladies do we have on osf

[pauline]

pmsl

[Copey]

here's my cock

 

 

[Retro-gone.]

 

 

[pauline]

pmsl

 

that is better then the nuts

[Dr Feelgood]

well youre very flexible tony

[Copey]

wtf retro...

[pauline]

 

 

 

that is just wroung

[Retro-gone.]

mumble mumble

[Retro-gone.]

ive lost my little nuts ...

 

 

and my beard smells now

[Dr Feelgood]

 

 

how long before this goes to the adults room

[Copey]

thats got to be fake, that cant be humanly possible...

[pauline]

 

 

how long before this goes to the adults room

 

I was just thinking the same thing

[Tracey]

So that's where the saying "Up your own arse" comes from

[pauline]

So that's where the saying "Up your own arse" comes from

 

must be

[Copey]

So that's where the saying "Up your own arse" comes from

 

[Retro-gone.]

i can also stretch my willy and trap it in my bumcheeks

[mk2_escort_chick]

Wrong on sooooooo many levels!!

I will try to word this as clean as possible-but talking of strange things people do with their body...

one of the stock girls can get her arm up to her elbow up her bum.

*que people trying to work out how that is possible

moving their arm round their back, under their legs etc*

I have no idea how she does this, but it's apparently because her bf doesn't like bum fun

[pauline]

i dont even want to picture that or work out how she found that out

[countrybumpkin]

heres my nuts

 

 

 

your nuts are very smooth, do you polish them a lot?

[Retro-gone.]

yes

[FredTransit]

Ehem, back OT, I am a w0man

[caprinerd]

fred where did you come up with your name hun i can understand about the transit bit but its the fred bit that throws me

[FredTransit]

It's my name! As in some of what's on my birth certificate......

 

And no, it's not Freda.

[Dr Feelgood]

what is it? frederica?

[FredTransit]

If I told you I would have to kill you