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Get well soon mate. The fairer sex just doesn't understand man flu. :ykt:

 

i'm a bloke and i dont understand man flu...

 

you cant be a real one then :lol::roll:

 

 

get well soon, theres alot of it about :sad:

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Get well soon mate. The fairer sex just doesn't understand man flu. :ykt:

 

i'm a bloke and i dont understand man flu...

 

Then you've clearly been lucky to avoid it........ so far :lol:

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Get well soon mate. The fairer sex just doesn't understand man flu. :ykt:

 

 

thats cos it doesnt exist, its just men being a bunch of big girls blouses :roll:

 

My point exactly Miss Feelgood. You just don't understand :lol:

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Definition of man flu is think of how a doris feels whilst suffering from a terrible flu virus then........

 

 

 

 

 

Times it by 100 and you have man flu :ykt:

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1. man flu

 

The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.

 

This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.

 

When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.

You: Awww, you poor fella.

Him: I'm DYING!

You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.

Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!

You: Do you need some sympathy?

Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...

You: I understa-

Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!

 

 

 

i think i understand now :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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