why does it never rain but pour?

[badchild]

As some of you may know i get a bad case of bad luck every now and again

got a verbal warning on friday for breaking (again) a pipe running through a manhole and having to replace the hole manhole and put us a day behind

had my first bike crash heading home from work at belfast and didnt even make it out the street i was working on, i was going over a speed bump and drove over the white painted aroow and was only doing about 15 or 20 and was on the front brake going over it and SLIP!! Did about 5 rolls and smashed the right fairng, mirrors, indicators, smashed the rear brake lever, grinded about an inch off the nosecone fairing, buffed the tank down to bare metal and put a nice couple of deep scrapes in the frame, lovely lol, could have been worse, it could have been my rvf400, it was my cagiva mito evo and i didnt hurt myself

 

Then friday night some dirty polish bastard (whos the size of a semi detatched and whos done time for stabbing someone) thought it would be fun to follow my fiance ( who was by herself) up the street and put his hand up her skirt then follow her into someones house she ran into

 

So on saturday night i was having a drink in a local and the bastard walked in, asked him out and as soon as he got outside stuck the head in him and proceeded to get stampeded by bouncers and generally have a temporary lapse in sensible thinking. And got barred

if i didnt laugh id cry

[2.8i Cossie]

seeing as you are semi local i will admit that seems like a completly normal week for over here

 

Mate it can only get better!

 

i take it you work on the road...who you work for?

 

Im in M&E construction

[sambo]

Good on ya for nutting the bastard mate. He deserved it by the sounds of things.