Admin Mk2Jo Posted January 20, 2009 Admin Report Posted January 20, 2009 "You don't sweat much for a fat bird, do you"
DanV Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 One of my mates once spotted a pair of girls at a bar in peterboro a few years back. One was pretty fit, the other was a lil overweight n not particularly pleasing to the eye. So he confidently marched up to the uglier girl and politey asked 'Hi, would you like to dance?'. She looked at her friend briefly for approval before accepting his invitation 'Yeah okay', then came something very brave and unexpected........ 'Well fook off then i wanna talk to your mate!' Got death looks from the pair of them before he calmly waked back to rejoin the group
pauline Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 one i got told when i was working in the kitchen with a friend got asked what time do you to get off? "dont' know" can i watch? Oi - don't give away my secrets! that wasnt your one hon it was tea ted your is on here some were
SmokeEm Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 one i got told when i was working in the kitchen with a friend got asked what time do you to get off? "dont' know" can i watch? Oi - don't give away my secrets! that wasnt your one hon it was tea ted your is on here some were but mine worked
Copey Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 yeah yeah, you two are goin out, we all get it, but you dont need to hijack every thread!!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 We were talking chat up lines at work today. This one came up: "I'm a mortgage advisor, and I'd like to demonstrate the benefits of a massive endowment"
escortwithsunroof Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 pmsl at them, there priceless
samcos Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I have used this one in the past and belive it or not it works... Congratulations! ''for what?'' I bet you never realised you had it in yourself to pull someone as gorgeous as me...
DanV Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I have used this one in the past and belive it or not it works... Congratulations! ''for what?'' I bet you never realised you had it in yourself to pull someone as gorgeous as me... IM USING THAT 1 THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!! Ill let ya know how i get on Awesome
mr shag Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven
samcos Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I have used this one in the past and belive it or not it works... Congratulations! ''for what?'' I bet you never realised you had it in yourself to pull someone as gorgeous as me... IM USING THAT 1 THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!! Ill let ya know how i get on Awesome Would say good luck fella but you wont need it with that line
Dr Feelgood Posted January 20, 2009 Author Report Posted January 20, 2009 is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven lol that one is so bad!
stevepeanut Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 "hey darling, do you like jewelry?" "well suck my c*ck, its a gem" classic or "heres 10p" "phone you mum and tell her you wont be coming home tonight"
stevepeanut Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Some good ones if you look on google Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
stevepeanut Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
escortwithsunroof Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
stevepeanut Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 my mate actually used this one "hey baby, do you do the back-door boogie?" "no" "well you must do the front-bum shuffle"
DanV Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 you'll do.... that is the line my dad used on my mum!!! 32 years happily married
Doc Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 spotted this 6 foot blonde in a club saw her a month later in a pub decided to buy her a drink sat down and before id finished my pint she says so do you fancy a lumber ! (shag) Not like the girl my bird and i were sitting opposite one christmas in a pub she had the wonderbra on show stood up and walked to the loos , as she reaches the door im staring , she beckons me in !! i slip off from the bird and into the loos !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a word said some days its good to be the King !
mk1super Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 Well if i was down there i'd ask if they had any scottish in em and if not would they like some
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