Rick Posted March 7, 2009 Report Posted March 7, 2009 anyone got one and are they illegal? theyre not lethal but i think could be quite cool to own, think you can get upto about 2.5 mill volts although prob about as much current as a watch battery
Jonb Posted March 7, 2009 Report Posted March 7, 2009 They come under the same legislation as firearms, I believe Not sure about cattle prods though
badchild Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 They come under the same legislation as firearms, I believe Yep, totally true, if caught with one you will be charged under the section 5 firearms offence, same with pepper spray too so you would be better off just buying a sawn off shotgun at least it would feel like it's a just sentence getting jailed for possession (joke)
Rick Posted March 8, 2009 Author Report Posted March 8, 2009 crikey didnt think they were that serious... itsust a bug zapper
5hane Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 my mate made one out of a disposable camera using the capacitor off the flash, hes's a clever so and so.
mk2 escy ron Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 i'd hate to get hit with that bug zapper rick
DanV Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 A friend of a friend got zapped by a guy with one after he bumped into him on the dance floor in a club. He said it feckin hurt!! The guy was thrown out but was later seen back inside
V6MAT Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 capacitor from the flash! disposible camera with probes! hehe im buiding a 12v stroboscope! two transformer amd 6000volts shock haha DO NOT TOUCH
nalaeroom Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 I belong to Hotwheels.com and this was posted by a guy in Australia called D U Downunder about 4 or 5 years ago. It is so funny I cried with laughter My friends are fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes. Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled. I had gone into the Star Market to pick up some milk yesterday and I bought a super ball in the checkout line-50 cents. What a bargain! It tickled my fancy-still does. That thing bounces soooooo high, and it has provided me with hours of entertainment. It just doesn't get any better than that, now does it?) I'm so easily distracted. That dang super ball is so much fun. So what were we talking about? Oh yeah, I bought something really cool at Larry's Pistol and Pawn last Saturday. The occasion was my 50th birthday and I was looking for a little something extra cool. What I came across was a 100,000 volt, pocket/purse sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time to retreat to safety. You simply jab the prongs into your 250 Ib. tattooed assailant, push the button, and it will render him a slobbering, goggle eyed, muscle twitching, whimpering, pencil neck geek. If you've never seen one of these things in action, then you're truly missing out-way too cool! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was so disappointed. Upon reading the directions (we don't need no stinkin' directions), I found much to my chagrin that this particular model would not create an arch between the prongs. How disappointing! I do love fire for effect. I learned that if I pushed the button, however, and pressed it against a metal surface that I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs that I was so looking forward to. I did so. Awesome!!! Sparks, a blue arch of electricity, and a loud pop!!! Yipeeeeee . . I'm easily amused. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, etc., etc. There I sat in my recliner, my dog Molly looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not Molly), and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Molly for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet doggy, after all. But, if I was going to use this thing to protect myself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? Was I wrong to think that? Seemed reasonable to me at the time . So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Tazer in another. The directions said that a one second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a loss of bodily control; a three second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. All the while I'm looking at this little device (measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference, pretty cute really, and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no bloody way!" Bloody way-trust me, but I'm getting ahead of myself. What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, Molly looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it daddy," reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny 'ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree?). I decided to give myself a one second burst just for the hell of it. (Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight-always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don't ya hate that?) I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and Holy F**king ****! DAMN!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, ********* nowhere to be found, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. Molly was standing over me making whimpering sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again daddy, do it again!" (Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't lodge one of the prongs 1/4" deep in your thigh like yours truly.) SON-OF-A-B**CH that hurt! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 Ibs. +/- an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure. By the way, has anyone seen my *********? I think they ran away. I'm offering a reward. They're round, rather large, kinda hairy, and handsome if I must say so myself. Miss 'em . . sure would like to get 'em back Told you so !! Alan Original post on Hotwheels.com http://forums.hotwheelscollectors.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/1694075052/m/632108724/p/1
NginEEr Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 it may just be a bug zapper but hit some 1 with a heart problem or pacemaker etc and that equals some one dead or very ill
FredTransit Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 You can get tennis racquet style bug zappers from the pound shops in summer, they take 2 AA batteries and are loads of fun!
Mr Sam Posted March 9, 2009 Report Posted March 9, 2009 electric lighters you know the ones that click, if you pull one of them apart the little igniter is good fun we used to sit in class and jab people in the back and zap them, funny as fook
Billy_smith Posted March 9, 2009 Report Posted March 9, 2009 i think its safe to say if you are caught with a stun gun you are fooked such as mark morrison hu sang return of the mak. he did time for being found with one
Smudger105e Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 http://www.oldskoolford.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=93479
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