the cat

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

jumped out of the bedroom window the other day

 

its crackers it was ok just ran round the back and into the garden

[Princess Ghia]

If cats always land on their feet.... and buttered toast when dropped always falls butter side down.....What would happen if you strapped a buttered piece of toast to the back of a cat???

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

i dont know

[Princess Ghia]

Well you have the cat...Get that toaster on and experiment hehe

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

i think the cat might bite me if i try strapping toat to him lol

[Princess Ghia]

I guess that will remain one of life's great unanswered questions then lol

[Stu_B]

My mate & I often have this conversation while enjoying some... err... "scented" cigerettes!

 

After some google research I found this

 

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/52

 

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes ... l#subindex

[richie_stix]

a hover cat!

[Princess Ghia]

Well there we go!!...Stu B is the official guru of all that is mad and bizarre!!

[Vista]

Another cat thread

 

I've finally caught the little f#}@*r that's been shitting in my garden and chasing our rabbit and guinea pig! It slunk home looking like a drowned rat after a severe dunking in the old fish tank I've been keeping full of water in the garden ready for just such an occasion! I'm guessing it won't be back in a hurry! Oh and if its owner comes round to complain, his head will be going in the same tank!

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

[RWDmad]

Another cat thread

 

I've finally caught the little f#}@*r that's been shitting in my garden and chasing our rabbit and guinea pig! It slunk home looking like a drowned rat after a severe dunking in the old fish tank I've been keeping full of water in the garden ready for just such an occasion! I'm guessing it won't be back in a hurry! Oh and if its owner comes round to complain, his head will be going in the same tank!

 

[Princess Ghia]

Haha..That is funny!!!

[Vista]

Made me laugh too

 

Oh and before the animal lovers get their knickers in a twist, no I had no intention of drowning it and did not put its head under water (tempting as it was). The objective was just to teach it it wasn't welcome.

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

Made me laugh too

 

Oh and before the animal lovers get their knickers in a twist, no I had no intention of drowning it and did not put its head under water (tempting as it was). The objective was just to teach it it wasn't welcome.

 

do you think it will come back

[Vista]

I'll wait and see. I really hope not as cat shit is really horrible stuff to have on your grass.

[pauln]

Made me laugh too

 

Oh and before the animal lovers get their knickers in a twist, no I had no intention of drowning it and did not put its head under water (tempting as it was). The objective was just to teach it it wasn't welcome.

 

Nasty but I can live with that better than some asshole turning a weapon on an animal that does'nt know any better.

[Vista]

Made me laugh too

 

Oh and before the animal lovers get their knickers in a twist, no I had no intention of drowning it and did not put its head under water (tempting as it was). The objective was just to teach it it wasn't welcome.

 

Nasty but I can live with that better than some asshole turning a weapon on an animal that does'nt know any better.

 

It knows better now

[Trevmk3]

watch out Scott it might bring all its mates round to yours now

[Vista]

watch out Scott it might bring all its mates round to yours now

 

I'll have to invest in a bigger fish tank!

[Copey]

If cats always land on their feet.... and buttered toast when dropped always falls butter side down.....What would happen if you strapped a buttered piece of toast to the back of a cat???

 

this

 

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

I'll wait and see. I really hope not as cat shit is really horrible stuff to have on your grass.

 

im lucky my cat uses his litter tray really well trained