if men wrote problem pages

mk3cokebottle · August 16, 2009

Q. My husband wants a threesome with me and my best friend. What should I do?

A. Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you. Knowing that there is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue this can only bring you closer together. If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.

Q. My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. What should I do?

A. Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin.Interestingly men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing oral sex twice a day on him and by cooking him a nice meal.

Q.My man has too many nights out with the boys. What should I do?

A.This is perfectly natuaral behaviour and should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing girls is a great stress reliever and can foster a more relaxing and peaceful home environment .Remember nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (its a great time to clean the house too). The best thing for you to do is for you and your best friend to perforn oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q.My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. What should I do?

A.Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to vidoetape this to present to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.

Q.My husband is uninterested in foreplay. What should I do?

A.You are a bad person for bringing the subject up and you should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your husband as much you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish. Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and then making him a nice meal.

Q. My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. What should I do?

A. I'm not sure I understand the question. Perhaps you have forgotten to cook him a nice meal?

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