Weird Dreams...

[105Nick]

the round ones the blue car one cos he had the Milky Way! Anyone remember that advert? That was so cool! God I was young then, how do I remember that.

 

"The Red car and the blue car had a race, all the red car did was stuff his face..... okay I'll shut up now, but it was a pair of 50s Mercuries so it be cool... the Satellite one was boring though...

 

Scariest dream I had when I was younger was I woke up and the whole country had been infested with pink flamingos, obviously they were evil cos flamingos had red eyes but it was like a swarm of locusts, went downstairs and they were in the house too, so for some reason we were all stood on chairs, but obviously with flamingos being rather tall birds with long necks they were still attacking us. I guess its asa aresult of being attacked by my grans flock of geese when I was about three, as it happened at around the same time. Evil fookers! If you seen tehraptors on Jurassic park, well they kinda did that to me, one at the front and two to the side. Consequently I fookin hate geese.

[Daggle]

the round ones the blue car one cos he had the Milky Way! Anyone remember that advert? That was so cool! God I was young then, how do I remember that.

 

"The Red car and the blue car had a race, all the red car did was stuff his face..... okay I'll shut up now, but it was a pair of 50s Mercuries so it be cool... the Satellite one was boring though...

 

Scariest dream I had when I was younger was I woke up and the whole country had been infested with pink flamingos, obviously they were evil cos flamingos had red eyes but it was like a swarm of locusts, went downstairs and they were in the house too, so for some reason we were all stood on chairs, but obviously with flamingos being rather tall birds with long necks they were still attacking us. I guess its asa aresult of being attacked by my grans flock of geese when I was about three, as it happened at around the same time. Evil fookers! If you seen tehraptors on Jurassic park, well they kinda did that to me, one at the front and two to the side. Consequently I fookin hate geese.

 

PMSL

[sambo]

I always have dreams about werewolves!! Always trying to escape them or kill them. Weird. My dad does strange things, he sat upright in bed and started patting my mum down once. Shes said what the hell are you doing? and he just said, (bearing in mind he's fast asleep) "im just making sure your wired properly"!!!!

[Stu_B]

I once dreamed that I ate a giant marshmellow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone

 

FPMSL

 

I rarely remember my dreams, but I can have full on conversations with my G/F when she's sleeping, bit wierd as I can't tell if she's awake or asleep sometimes!

[ZetecVan 2.0]

The other week I dreamed I was having a fling with a girl who lives down the road. I don't know her name, but she rides past our house on a horse and has the most amazing arse I've ever seen.

[Dom]

The other week I dreamed I was having a fling with a girl who lives down the road. I don't know her name, but she rides past our house on a horse and has the most amazing arse I've ever seen.

 

Didn't know you looked at horses that way, isn't that like borderline beastiality?

[MK3_DC]

ZetecVan,

 

You just stole my thunder, I was about to make something up, that I had dreamed that I was horse and Mand was dressed up in all her jodphurs and riding crop and she rode me round the field and I was then going to apolgise to Mand, but I can't do that now !!!!

[Wessie]

MK3_DC

[ZetecVan 2.0]

ZetecVan,

 

You just stole my thunder, I was about to make something up, that I had dreamed that I was horse and Mand was dressed up in all her jodphurs and riding crop and she rode me round the field and I was then going to apolgise to Mand, but I can't do that now !!!!

 

Isn't that being called a sex slave?

[Gareth]

 

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