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whats your worst habit at home.i e old doris moaning. mines leaving my washing beside the machine,instead of putting it in it. and leaving cupbaard doors open. :mrgreen:

 

Grooming (thats grooming myself before anyone starts), avarage 2-3 hours a night bathing or shower, average £80-120 on grooming products per month.

 

i spend so long in the bathroom we are having to have an extra toilet fitted in upstairs.

 

can someone explain, what exactly is grooming?

 

Looking after yourself basicly...oh, and shaving yer the round ones!

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whats your worst habit at home.i e old doris moaning. mines leaving my washing beside the machine,instead of putting it in it. and leaving cupbaard doors open. :mrgreen:

 

Grooming (thats grooming myself before anyone starts), avarage 2-3 hours a night bathing or shower, average £80-120 on grooming products per month.

 

i spend so long in the bathroom we are having to have an extra toilet fitted in upstairs.

 

can someone explain, what exactly is grooming?

 

Looking after yourself basicly...oh, and shaving yer the round ones!

 

bloody hell, how do you spend 2-3 hours a night doing that?

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whats your worst habit at home.i e old doris moaning. mines leaving my washing beside the machine,instead of putting it in it. and leaving cupbaard doors open. :mrgreen:

 

Grooming (thats grooming myself before anyone starts), avarage 2-3 hours a night bathing or shower, average £80-120 on grooming products per month.

 

i spend so long in the bathroom we are having to have an extra toilet fitted in upstairs.

 

can someone explain, what exactly is grooming?

 

Looking after yourself basicly...oh, and shaving yer the round ones!

 

bloody hell, how do you spend 2-3 hours a night doing that?

 

im sure its women that take ages , fook taking you camping would never have time ta get pissed :shock:

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spending too much time on the laptop, while our lass does loads of washing and cooking, then just as she's finished, I always ask if she needs a hand with anything

 

i generally get in the bath just at the right time where she starts clearing up n hoovering then get out when i hear the washing machine get turned on cos then i know the house is done and im safe

 

then coveniantly park me arse in me deep leather recliner with me laptop playing on osf and ebay til din dins arrives on me lap

 

then i do my bit and do the washing up :wink:

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Pissing in the sink......

 

 

lol, thats filthy :lol:

 

 

i really hope you were joking :shock::lol:

 

No. The missus don't like it, but it uses less water than flushing a loo.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My worst habit farting in bed :mrgreen: I make sure its aiming toward the lass :thumbsup::mrgreen:

 

Donno what you call it down there but up ere we call that a love pump :mrgreen: Better still is the SUPER love pump! Fart then push her head under the duvet to sample the smell :mrgreen: Then lift duvet up an down so smell circulates room :lol::lol: If you get a tin of air freshner rammed up your wotsit dont blame me :mrgreen:

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