A few questions...

[SmokeEm]

Can you get cornered in a round room?

 

Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?

 

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

 

If Pinocchio said, "My nose is about to grow", what would happen?

 

If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

 

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

 

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

 

Why is it that it’s good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?

 

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

 

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?

 

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

 

If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

 

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

 

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[SmokeEm]

Also....

 

Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

 

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?

 

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

Who the first first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

 

[Mk2Jo]

Dave .. you need to get a daytime hobby

[SmokeEm]

Dave .. you need to get a daytime hobby

 

I'm at work I'll have you know

[Mk2Jo]

i know ... but clearly you have too much time on your hands

[SmokeEm]

i know ... but clearly you have too much time on your hands

 

[Trevmk3]

i can answer some of them

[Andrade]

why is it that 0.3333333333333333333333333333 + 0.33333333333333333333333333333333 = 0.6666666666666666666666666

 

but 0.6666666666666666666666666666 + 0.3333333333333333333333333333333 = 1 and not 0.999999999999999999999999999999 ???

[mk1estate]

here is my very important question....why do doctors have a practice????

[zac.gfc]

why is it that 0.3333333333333333333333333333 + 0.33333333333333333333333333333333 = 0.6666666666666666666666666

 

but 0.6666666666666666666666666666 + 0.3333333333333333333333333333333 = 1 and not 0.999999999999999999999999999999 ???

 

 

1/3 = 0.333...

1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 3/3 = 1

0.3 + 0.3 + 0.3 = 0.9 = 1

 

or

 

x = 0.999...

10x = 9.999....

10x - x = 9.9 - 0.9

9x = 9

Divide both sides by 9, x = 1

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_that ... s_1#Proofs

[Andrade]

why is it that 0.3333333333333333333333333333 + 0.33333333333333333333333333333333 = 0.6666666666666666666666666

 

but 0.6666666666666666666666666666 + 0.3333333333333333333333333333333 = 1 and not 0.999999999999999999999999999999 ???

 

 

1/3 = 0.333...

1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 3/3 = 1

0.3 + 0.3 + 0.3 = 0.9 = 1

 

or

 

x = 0.999...

10x = 9.999....

10x - x = 9.9 - 0.9

9x = 9

Divide both sides by 9, x = 1

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_that ... s_1#Proofs

 

 

now i get it!!!

[Fiesta Steve]

Clever fooker

[Mk1-Paul]

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

 

it came from a famous old boat that had square plates and the expresion came from that

[zac.gfc]

Why does things that are taken by ship called "cargo" and things that are taken by cars called "shipments"?

[zac.gfc]

"If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?"

 

Super Glue contains a chemical called cyanoacrylate which reacts with the water in the air to harden.

[rambo67]

Why does things that are taken by ship called "cargo" and things that are taken by cars called "shipments"?

 

This was because it took ages to load ships , at a snails pace , es'cargo ! But to take them away was a ships movement (ship meant for forward delivery)