WHY WHY WHY

[Guest pooface]

Every week without fail some plonker knocks on the door asking if my Xr2 is for sale one even had the cheek to bid me £100 for it when i told him it was not for sale Cheeky lil mary said well it is rusty and in bad nick Fooking dreamers hoping to make a fast buck

[Mark2Mark]

Just put a sign in the window saying:-

 

FOR SALE

 

£15,000 ono

 

Then you will either get no enquires OR £15k

(most likely the first one though )

[Mr Sam]

HAHAHAHAHAH go with marks idea

[Noodles]

I had that some guy comes to the door, probably expecting some little old lady to say "O just take it away i dont use it anymore" like we all wish. Made me worry tho people looking up my drive

[escortmad79]

Every week without fail some plonker knocks on the door asking if my Xr2 is for sale one even had the cheek to bid me £100 for it when i told him it was not for sale Cheeky lil c**t said well it is rusty and in bad nick Fooking dreamers hoping to make a fast buck

There's a Monza blue Mex on fleabay that needs some work & some chancer offered him £650 to take it away!

[james p]

i get it a lot at home and work

 

but i am just as bad and regularly leave notes on cars or knock doors but i am polite and always willing to pay good money for the car i.Im not a 50quid chancer im happy to pay what the car is worth at the time

[deltamal]

I usually get offered £150 cos it's not too bad, from passing tartmac traveler's, I keep a cover on it now,

[Guest pooface]

Its just dam annoying! atleast they cant nick it as its got 4 flat tyres and when they went down it came to rest firmly on the driveway as its so low!, poor lil thing maybe ill drop the new lump in it in the summer!

 

Funyest thing that ever happend was having a MK1 supersport parked up outside a house on a lil country lane! went up there one night and the steering lock was broken, Hot wired, immobiliser removed and they had pumped up 2 flat tyres! funny thing was there was no engine in it! boy did i laugh must have been priceless the look on there faces when they opend the bonnet!

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I had a ten year old knock on the door last year. Here's the conversation:

 

Boy: My dad wants to know if your van is for sale

 

Me: No, where's your dad?

 

Boy (pointing in the distance): Over there

 

Me: Was he too chicken to ask me himself?

 

Boy: No. He wants to know if you want to swap it for a Mk2 Toyota Supra

 

Me:

[Pipster007]

I read the title and thought you were going to start singing Delilah by Tom Jones

 

 

 

Luckily, I've never had anyone ask me if mine is for sale

[Jelly]

I get this alot with bangers.

 

Got offered a ton once for a 1986 Polo.. Turned it down and scrapped it about 2 weeks later!