Jelly

First time I've seen somebody pin the cost of fuel on immigrant labour, kudos for that.

"There's no replacement for displacement" As the saying goes..

Just for show really, don't make a massive difference to braking.

£20 an hour..?

My old man had one back in the day and absolutely loved it. However the V4 engine is widely regarded as the worst engine uncle Henry ever built.

Well I'd have one. That is, I'd have one if the insurance company didn't start laughing down the phone when I asked for a quote..

Well, the 100e doesn't seem to sell as well as some of the other OSFs for some reason, so you need to consider that when you are pricing it.. Also valueing your car based on a two sentence discription would be impossible. Got any pictures?

Woah, I thought they had an infinite supply of cheap rust free OSF's down under

On the contrary, the more you do the better you'll get.

I would put you in hospital if you touched my car like that, I bet you only do it to women and old people as well. Scumbag.

"Owning a Diesel is like being a homosexual; It's more accepted than it used to be, but it's still fcuking wrong."

I would be willing to bet money that car has been sat on someone's driveway for decades, and every time an enthusiast knocks on their door they say "Sorry not for sale, I'm going to start a resto on it next month."

Distinctive cars ain't what you want to be skipping tax in. Bored coppers will pull you just for a bit of a nose around the car all the friggin time mate..

If that was me, the arse would have fallen out of my world.. How gutted would you be?

When will people realise that Clarkson knows fook all about cars? He talks nothing but utter balls at least seventy-five percent of the time. May on the other hand, is a goodun.