Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 I am back for a while!!! Do I wait for Deuce Coupe to ask, or shall I just post???? Well, I am listening to Russ Abbot's Atmosphere, & I wont be about much tomorrow, so I think I will post now! I will drive you to a nice out of the wayish type pub have a few drinks or go for a nice meal and have a few drinks there, then go see a good film! Next, making sure snacks are handy i.e choccy etc, (whipped cream also), drive out somewhere secluded for some late night munch! Oh and I will have to tell you to dress up, because you only dress up so you can un-dress later!!!
DeuceCoupe Posted September 22, 2006 Author Report Posted September 22, 2006 Sorry had to go out the third and final question What embarrasing moment have you had in your osf Jimbob to answer first Knight Rider second Twinkle third
MK3_DC Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 (I suppose I'll have to be Graham as well seeing as Twink is now a contestant unless anyone else wants to sum up at the end as Graham??) I think Posse should do it, he seems to be quite enjoying this thread
MK3_DC Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 sowwy had a shout Did you have to put the fire out with yor rather large hose Twink ?
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 22, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 22, 2006 sowwy had a shout Did you have to put the fire out with yor rather large hose Twink ? Twink is our resident paralytic .. I mean, paramedic and a coastguard rescue man not a fireman
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 Well, I don't have to many to be truthfull!!! Sex in car's ain't my bag, so it wouldn't have been a tap on the window by the law. So, I suppose it was the time I had a mad 5 minuites delivering a Pizza in my first Capri some 7 years ago. I was clocked by 2 coppers in a Police panda doing 75 Mph in a 30 Mph limit. They finally caught up with me and pulled me over. What a lecture I had, they were shouting and generally made themselves seem unhappy. I also had a N/S/F headlamp out, and I was wearing no seatbelt. After 20 mins of shouting and lecturing I got off with a warning. When I went to get back in the car, I noticed there were quite a few people waiting for a bus, they heard every word! I am not very tall to start with, but after that, I felt considerbly shorter, but someone must have been looking over me that day!
MK3_DC Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 Is it me now ? I was struggling to think of something until I read Jim-Bobs reply. So here goes, the 1st time I got pulled over was outside a huge fruit and veg stall in Greenford high street, I had my mum and brother and sister in the car taking them shopping after a night shift so I was bloody knackered and the copper said 'did you not see us following you' uummm no, did yuo know you were doing 35 in a 30 on the estate...uuummm...no, do you know your tax disc is out of date...uuummmm....no i've only just bought the car, now sonny, I was only 19 and had just got my first brilliant white mk2 capri, anyway, now then sonny, you have a very nice fast car here, just take it a bit slower in future...............in front of 75-100 people on a saturday morning..........red faced or what next...........a few years later i had a mk3 capri and was always spinning it all over the place, pulling out of harlington high street shops one day doing a 180 turn, laying a bit of rubber, the propshaft dropped on the floor and clanked down the road, all the shopkeepers came out to have a good laugh. next, same car, a year later, on a night shift taking a young lady out for lunch, as you do at 3am, going round the loop back from the m25 up to the m40 toward london, i lost drive, pulled over, the back axle had started to slide out, she wasn't impressed ! and one last one, in my very young days, there was a car park in ruislip known for a good place to take a young lady for a bit of smooching, three cars come in and start spinning round the car park with lights on full blaze....... there, i think that'll do for now ! over to Twink
Twinkle Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 a few years back i had yet another mint 1600ghia escort that i bought off a lad, i did the norm lowered it, 2.0, 4 spokes, exhaust etc and it looked the nuts. so much so that the said lad wanted it back badly, now his daddy decided he wanted to give it back to him for his birthday present so swapped it with me for his own mk2 granada 2.8 ghia. swapped the cars during the night so it was sittin on his drive on the morning of his birthday. he was chuffed to bits. he left to go to work in it and whilst driving through the local woods he got hit head on by someone on the wrong side of the road whilst using their phone paul was very sad i decided to cheer him up and take him out for a drink to make him happy this didnt work as on the way to the pub in my newly aquired granada i swerved to miss a fox and lost it hitting a crash barrier on a railway crossing poor lad was a jibbering wreck and it took him a few years to get behind the wheel again oh and i did once get caught in the woods with a young lady in the same granada but thats a different story
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 22, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 22, 2006 Okay .... so do you want me to be Graham or do you want to wait for Posse to come home from work (as it's raining it will prob be around lunchtime ) to do the summing up??
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 22, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 22, 2006 ....drum roll ........... So, Deuce Coupe .... Will it be Contestant Number One (Knightrider) who wants to lubricate your handbrake after he's taken you for a spin around the "big smoke". But beware, it may not be just the London Eye that he wants to show you or Will it be Contestant Number Two (Jimbob) who wants to take you for a late night whipped cream and chocolate date while tweaking your points. But beware, you may get a large does of injection that may lead to the little fella being arrested for being out of control or Will it be Contestant Number Threee (Twinkle) who wants to get your arse out in a Scottish castle while showing you his monster. But beware, his throttle tickling may send you over the red line THE CHOICE IS YOURS .............
Slik 50 Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 and then give you an injection of slik 50 CHOOSE TWINK, CHOOSE TWINK
Twinkle Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 and then give you an injection of slik 50 CHOOSE TWINK, CHOOSE TWINK PMSL nice one jojo
DeuceCoupe Posted September 22, 2006 Author Report Posted September 22, 2006 Just read the last answers I'll get back to you soooooooooooooon this is a very hard decision
DeuceCoupe Posted September 22, 2006 Author Report Posted September 22, 2006 Do you lot want to know tonight or tomorrow I can drag it out if you want Does everyone one want to be on when I make the announcement
Posse Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 no we need to know now or you can pm me your answer wheres the pics by the way its dragging on a bit
DeuceCoupe Posted September 22, 2006 Author Report Posted September 22, 2006 no we need to know now or you can pm me your answer wheres the pics by the way its dragging on a bit we need to know now or you do the pics are safe here who says you're going to see them
Twinkle Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 cant wait til tomorrow im off to posse's ready for the iow show ps darren how many crates of stella will we need for tomo night?
MK3_DC Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 Well we're all around apart from Cilla
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