if calsburg sold cars

[festa mk1]

was just shown this by a mate thort is was worth sharing

 

proberly the best advert for a car ever

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-FORD-KA-2-BL ... 540wt_1139

[baz105e]

thats good

 

there is no rust round the petrol cap because it has that much filler in that if you run someone over they would probably die of asbestosis.

 

Inside is a s**t hole, hasn't been cleaned for years, sure there is something growing under the seat, maybe good to smoke you never know.

 

I suggest trailering away with the tyres illegal but if you do decide to drive away you may do so, i'm not your mum so i won't stop you.

 

I do however suggest you change the tyres first and wear a mask so no one recognises you, can provide one at extra cost although is a gimp mask so would double the price of the car.

 

Make ideal shed or mobile skip.

 

this guy has a good sense of humor, not very good advertising skills tho

[festa mk1]

haha credt to the guy tho risky sale technique

[Mrs O/H/C]

[Andrade]

0-60 in a few days.

 

hahahahahahha pmsl

[SebringRS]

I suppose..........honesty is the best policy

 

 

Probably not the best selling point, but you never know, someone might be looking for a bumper off it???

[lotusless]

ALL ka's are shite anyway i would rather walk than drive one

[Big_man]

what an ad

[tommy2ltr]

lol at least he is an honest chap

[banarama]

they do rot .my mate buys /repairs salvage.hes welded 52 reg ones up on the sills. they are so tinny

[dacar]

Nice and Honest description there.

[105E Steve]

Bet someone will buy it and still complain the description wasnt acurate enough!!

[Wessie]

i've got one if for a customer to turn into a racer, on a v plate - and its hanging ! fun cars to drive round the yard, just dont get caught driving one in public