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Posted

This ACTULLY happened to me not 10 minutes ago!

 

I work for a builders merchant and the sales staff were a bit pushed so when the phone went unanswered for a while I thought I would help out....

 

Me - "Good afternoon, Jewson Farnham, how can I help?"

 

Customer - "Hello, do you sell doors?"

 

Me - "Yes sir we do, some from stock & we can obtain anything to order"

 

Customer - "Great, can I have a price please on a new front door?"

 

Me - "Ok sir, which size & style are you after?"

 

Customer - "Err, the same as I have now but not rotten"

 

Me - "Ok sir but to give you a price, I need to know which size & style etc of your door"

 

Customer - "It's like next doors but a different colour"

 

 

Un fooking believable!!!

 

Rant over

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Posted

There was  a doris in our local chinese the other day and she said to the girl serving,

 

doris-"Do you sell egg fried rice but without the egg?"

 

Server-"Well yes, really you just want plain fried rice"

 

doris-"No, I want egg fried rice but without the egg"

 

Server-"well that is just plain fried rice"

 

Me-"FFS"

 

This just went on for quite a while.

 

Stupid bird

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

A conversation that happened at work today between my self and a girl in the office

 

Me - You believe anything !

Her - No I`m don`t

Me - Yes you do, your`e so gullible

Her - No I`m not

Me - Do you know, the word gullible is not in the English dictionary

Her- Isn`t it ?

 

:-)

 

Steve

Posted

hi smokeEm, i know what your going through.

i work for travis perkins & a couple of weeks ago i got asked if we kept fish tank filters!

wtf is all that about.

i got a puzzled look when i said it was a builders merchants not a pet shop!

i sometimes wonder how some people survive in life.

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Posted

Today my sister in law text my Doris asking to look on the Internet for some curtains for her.

My Doris went on the website and found the ones she wanted an her reply was 'what size are you after?'

Sister in law 'normal size'

Doris 'are you serious!?'

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