SmokeEm Posted July 15, 2013 Report Posted July 15, 2013 This ACTULLY happened to me not 10 minutes ago! I work for a builders merchant and the sales staff were a bit pushed so when the phone went unanswered for a while I thought I would help out.... Me - "Good afternoon, Jewson Farnham, how can I help?" Customer - "Hello, do you sell doors?" Me - "Yes sir we do, some from stock & we can obtain anything to order" Customer - "Great, can I have a price please on a new front door?" Me - "Ok sir, which size & style are you after?" Customer - "Err, the same as I have now but not rotten" Me - "Ok sir but to give you a price, I need to know which size & style etc of your door" Customer - "It's like next doors but a different colour" Un fooking believable!!! Rant over 5
mk2 mike Posted July 15, 2013 Report Posted July 15, 2013 You should have told him you only had ones the same colour as next doors... 2
shaun1.6ghia Posted July 15, 2013 Report Posted July 15, 2013 It's crazy to believe people are that thick isn't it. I get a similar situation on a day to day basis
marky4 Posted July 15, 2013 Report Posted July 15, 2013 I only wanted a price for the same door I have now!!! Can't be that hard ??? 2
boddney Posted July 15, 2013 Report Posted July 15, 2013 There was a doris in our local chinese the other day and she said to the girl serving, doris-"Do you sell egg fried rice but without the egg?" Server-"Well yes, really you just want plain fried rice" doris-"No, I want egg fried rice but without the egg" Server-"well that is just plain fried rice" Me-"FFS" This just went on for quite a while. Stupid bird
boddney Posted July 15, 2013 Report Posted July 15, 2013 And why the fook does this forum change the word wo,man to doris???
Maccyd Posted July 26, 2013 Report Posted July 26, 2013 A conversation that happened at work today between my self and a girl in the office Me - You believe anything ! Her - No I`m don`t Me - Yes you do, your`e so gullible Her - No I`m not Me - Do you know, the word gullible is not in the English dictionary Her- Isn`t it ? Steve
SmokeEm Posted July 26, 2013 Author Report Posted July 26, 2013 PMSL. I could write a book about the fooking idiots I get in here.
radjay mk1 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Posted July 27, 2013 hi smokeEm, i know what your going through. i work for travis perkins & a couple of weeks ago i got asked if we kept fish tank filters! wtf is all that about. i got a puzzled look when i said it was a builders merchants not a pet shop! i sometimes wonder how some people survive in life. 1
shaun1.6ghia Posted August 2, 2013 Report Posted August 2, 2013 Today my sister in law text my Doris asking to look on the Internet for some curtains for her. My Doris went on the website and found the ones she wanted an her reply was 'what size are you after?' Sister in law 'normal size' Doris 'are you serious!?'
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