I fed an emu a hobnob today!

[Daveyboy20]

And duly got bollocked by knowesly safari park staff! We touched a camels face as well wahey!! My mates astra was ripped to shreds by the baboons, they had off with the wingmirrors bit both washer jets off and pulled the hoses right through till they snapped and snapped a wiper off then proceeded to piss all over it!! It was hilarious

[james p]

ha ha teach him to drive an astra

 

sounds a good day out mate

[Daveyboy20]

Yeah it was a right laugh! Wheelspinned through a huge pile of camel shit, how often do you get to do that?

[MK5]

well trained monkeys!!

[sab6024]

Ideal, sounds like it was good for a laff

[Daggle]

Gets my vote for most random start to a thread award

[Mr Sam]

 

poor astra......

[SAMMYBOY]

And duly got bollocked by knowesly safari park staff! We touched a camels face as well wahey!! My mates astra was ripped to shreds by the baboons, they had off with the wingmirrors bit both washer jets off and pulled the hoses right through till they snapped and snapped a wiper off then proceeded to piss all over it!! It was hilarious

The safari park near us has changed its policys since the foot and mouth shite.....Monkeys cant get near the cars now, theyre on Monkey island....They were the best bit, ripped my old mans vinyl roof of his cortina years ago.....

[Kieran]

Gets my vote for most random start to a thread award

 

 

[Trevmk3]

i could do with goin to a safari park, me and my brother would have a right laugh pissing about

[dannyboy]

Sorry to piss on your parade but :

 

 

Then I shot it:hahahahahhahaa

 

 

 

 

I didnt really