Funny thing happened at work today .....

[Mk2Jo]

Shopfloor Supervisor came into work as usual at 6.30am this morning .... turned all the lights on in the factory, started up some of the equipment .... went to the loo ..... and the door lock broke ....

 

 

He was stuck in the loo for 1 hour until the next person arrived for work They had to kick the door in to get him out .... how fookin funny

 

 

Has anything like that ever happened to you

[antz]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Danmex]

Only toilet related misshap I've had was when I went for a crap in a staition toilet and my phone somehow dialed my mate on it's own, the twat put it on loudspeaker so the whole pub could hear. Still havn't lived it down

[DeuceCoupe]

Only toilet related misshap I've had was when I went for a crap in a staition toilet and my phone somehow dialed my mate on it's own, the twat put it on loudspeaker so the whole pub could hear. Still havn't lived it down

 

fpmsl

[Pipster007]

Only toilet related misshap I've had was when I went for a crap in a staition toilet and my phone somehow dialed my mate on it's own, the twat put it on loudspeaker so the whole pub could hear. Still havn't lived it down

 

 

Sh*t happens

[Danmex]

Only toilet related misshap I've had was when I went for a crap in a staition toilet and my phone somehow dialed my mate on it's own, the twat put it on loudspeaker so the whole pub could hear. Still havn't lived it down

 

 

Sh*t happens

 

Yeah loudly

[MK3_DC]

Pip will be able to relate to this coz he knows the building, next to Boadicea house at the airport is a rather tall building called TBC, 10 floors to be precise, great view, anyway, one of the girls at work was relaying a story the other day that she called the lift on the 10th floor, the doors opened and she went to step in, but there was no lift !!!! just a black hole and some cables, Obviously she stopped herself, but she said she had to use the stairs for the next 2 months after that !!

[Danmex]

Jesus thats lucky.

[Pipster007]

Blimey. Thats a scary old thought. I'll never use TBC again

 

I bet somebody will pay for that.................Luckily I don't work for Emcor

 

 

Dave I heard a story about you finding a tampax in the gents of the Compass centre. Do fill us in

[perry]

why would you lock the door if your the only one there

 

methinks he was having a morning tussle

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Two things happened when I worked at Jacuzzi UK. The first was a guy in the warehouse drove his fork lift into the sales office wall, not quite going though it, but making a large hole.

 

The second, similar thing but a larger scale. The offices are just glass fronted, and at one end is where all the wagons and trailers park. One day, luckily it was at lunch time and people were out, a wagon managed to reverse back through the glass. It went though a metal barrier too, which was one of those tubular things that obviously wasn't strong enough for protection against wagons. The driver said 'Oh, I felt a little bump'. The girl who was normally sat at the desk nearest the window was at lunch and was shocked to come back to find a wagon where her desk was.

[MK3_DC]

methinks he was having a morning tussle

 

 

fpmsl

[MK3_DC]

Dave I heard a story about you finding a tampax in the gents of the Compass centre. Do fill us in

 

My god, who have you been talking to ? it is a story i usually tell, do you want me to go into graphic detail ?

[caprifan]

.....and I just thought it was going to be that Jo had actually done some work

[Mk2Jo]

.....and I just thought it was going to be that Jo had actually done some work

 

That's not really very likely now is it

[Pipster007]

Dave I heard a story about you finding a tampax in the gents of the Compass centre. Do fill us in

 

My god, who have you been talking to ? it is a story i usually tell, do you want me to go into graphic detail ?

 

It wasn't Kim that told me, but I'd like to hear your version Nothing stays secret at BA

 

Perhaps we should save it for a Boxhill meet

[MadMark2]

Only toilet related misshap I've had was when I went for a crap in a staition toilet and my phone somehow dialed my mate on it's own, the twat put it on loudspeaker so the whole pub could hear. Still havn't lived it down

 

Whats embarrassing about taking a sh1t ?????

 

Or was you not having a poo.............................................. ?

[Gibson]

Where i work the work-experience kid went up in flames one afternoon...

he went running across the carpark and for about a second u think "oh thats interesting you dont see that everyday" and then suddenly it clicks that he is actually on fire...

[Danmex]

Only toilet related misshap I've had was when I went for a crap in a staition toilet and my phone somehow dialed my mate on it's own, the twat put it on loudspeaker so the whole pub could hear. Still havn't lived it down

 

Whats embarrassing about taking a sh1t ?????

 

Or was you not having a poo.............................................. ?

 

Nothing unless you've got the shits and theres about 50 people listening

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

A really odd thing happened to me and a mate 6 years ago.

We were working at a body shop at Brands hatch and we were called in on Saturday for a "Spring Clean". Anyway, time keeping isn't my strong point and we were running 5 mins late. I had my old Mk3 Capri at the time and it had been peeing down.

What me and said mate were about to see, changed our outlook of going to work forever.

 

We had driven through Hawley and had entered a national speed limit that takes you into Fawkham. Doing a bit over the speed limit we saw a bloke run out of some bushes into the road. I thought he was naked but my mate pointed out he had just a pair of boxers on.

 

Next thing we knew, he stood infront of us with his hands up. As some will know, the brakes on Capri's are not what you would call lightning quick and I just managed to stop without mowing him down. (The guy didn't even flinch!)

 

He then ran round to the passenger door grabbing the handle to get in. He was shouting stuff like, "c'mon man, let us in, their after us man" or "they are gonna kill me man, let me in, let me in" My mate then casually locked his door and we both looked at each other as to say, "let's get the funk out of here!"

 

I promply tried to tear off, but the road was wet and all I was getting was wheelspin. We looked around and he was still there, holding on to the door handle for dear life. He did eventually let go mind.

 

We arrived at work 15 mins late, and the bodyshop manager said "so where have you two been???" We told him what happened and all he said was "Yeah Yeah, you two will say anything to get you off the hook" Nice, we were telling the truth and he didn't believe us!

 

After work, we went to get into the car and noticed their were lots of muddy hand prints over the roof, around the door handle, and down the side of the car. He still wouldn't believe us!!!