bloody council workers

[Rick]

had to have a day off the car today cuz i have to wait for the council to come and sort a mystery leak in my flat

 

they can arrive between 8-1

 

so i had to get up at 8 and theyre still not here yet

 

bet they come at 1 on the dot

[Twinkle]

m8 i bet they dont turn up

[Rick]

its a good job i work evenings. else id have had to have a day off work

[over_head_cam]

45 mins

[Rick]

they better come or il just let water piss everywhere and they can pay damages

 

iv also got a nice pile of copper sulphate crystals forming

 

isnt that poisonous?? health and saftey... oo big claim

[Rick]

on the sunniest day of the week too....

 

aggghhhh

[Wessie]

bet they wont turn up

[Rick]

theyre here

[Wessie]

time for a tea break then

[sab6024]

I got a client who was expecting the council to turn up this morning at half eight so I had to go in early. I left at 8.45 and the workers were blocking the car park so I couldn't get out and they were drinking tea. Bloody useless

[GT_Jim]

ive got similar in my flat, there is a shelf missing in the bathroom so im still living out of my toilet bag i put the order in for 1 in september and im still waiting for it and i move back home in a month!

[Rick]

'its just your ball valve mate'

 

'no its not trust me' i said

 

fitted new ball valve...

 

'mmmm youve got a leak under the floor'

 

'yes i told you that' i said

 

gotta keep turning the water off now when im not using it until the feckers can fit me in monday

 

prob gonna dig all my floor up

[60's Sam]

you could try and do it yourself i guess proberly do a better job then them enyway...

[Trevmk3]

bloody council its like when i was waiting for aloan car when i crashed, they said it should be delivered between 8 and 5 but should be before 12, yeah alright what time did they arrive 4:30

[Rick]

you could try and do it yourself i guess proberly do a better job then them enyway...

 

i could do it myself but if i fook up then im liable