perry

take it like a man those la de da executive cars would cost thousands in extras for a luxury such as a heated floor

hang on i thought you wanted a family car cant wait to see laura beth clambering out of that fooker 7 months on

pip and loubie in a tree k i s s i n g

nah we all know your gunna sit here pissed off and by the time she gets back you will have forgotten all about whatever she did its the bloke way of doing things

fook it file for divorce sell the house call a mate take said cookies round to mates house ( with the beers ) as you can live with him instead spend all night talking about how unjustified her reaction was and how your mate likes the cookies

glad im not the only one to have thought that

do what any doris would do in that situation make a big fuss about how your underapreciated make lots of humph sounds pick up random objects and put them down making sure they make a loud noise get all emotional saying " why do i bother " itl leave her feeling guilty for absolutely no reason itl also make her feel soo guilty that she will feel too bad to eat said cookies leaving them all to yourself

thought so gotta be harsh to be kind

buy an aeroplane and use an engine from that

you know daily driver isnt to be taken literally is there a reason why there isnt an under bonnet photo ?

if you dont know by now whether or not you have or havnt then im a little worried

its sunday he needs to start the week off with a fresh car personally i think mr cmpod is scared of petrol stations and all these " problems " are infact just a cover up as he only owns a car till its tank is empty sorry m8 , i had to oust you

you shouldave kept that pink escort i bet that hasnt had a single problem

cheers

whats the width of lotus steel wheels ? and what are the widest mk2 escort steels ? are they the rs/sports ? rs 4 spoke alloys are 6in arnt they ? cheers

its never too early to joke about it it is a rover after all it done it because its scared of being sold so wernt capris safe in the 70s then im sure most of us have spent our childhood in the back seat of various old fords , were here to tell the tale

mountain bike maguras are hydraulic rim brakes , they do have a heavy feel to them though the zaskar is a decent cross country bike that can happily be ridden hard i havnt seen one since about 98

but did he keep it ? did he take any amusing photos ?

understood massive windmill sight seeing trip eh

my brother gave me his ammaco freestyler that he had in 1984 ( my birthday ) it has a 19 1/2 inch top tube , damn they were short back in the day mahoosive bars i had it powder coated black and had a mate rebuild the anodised gold hubs and rims with stainless spokes i even got hold of some original shimano dx pedals it was a damn cool bike for going to the chip shop on other bikes ive owned over the years include dmr trailstar s&m holmes volume helion metal burma metal kizz s&m blackbike scott octane my brother is currently looking after my ammaco in cornwall as i dont have the room for it here

cant think of a specific night but i have been in a few random peoples houses in the early hours after closing time sat with a load of people ive never met before , with no clue where i am , how i got there and how no one is questioning my use of whoever the owner was remote for the sky i remember one night last year when i was sharing a " masonette " ( house above a shop ) with a mate . The girl next door well , wasnt really a girl at all , infact she was 31 . I only know this after being stood in her kitchen and for some reason age came up in conversation . Me and my mate thought she was no more than 24 and it resulted in me seeing her driving licence so anyway , this one night i was sat , quite mellow after a bit of listening to my completely legal scanner while sat at our window looking over paignton town centre i took particular notice of the massive police presence ( about 3 of them ) walking around outside . Normally i wouldnt have given a shit , it is the centre of town after all , but i was and i disliked their interest in our front door we shared that front door with the girl / 31 year old stunner next door as well as a shared corridor . After seeing a copper being let in we hid upstairs some time passed and a car pulled up , a black car , 2 fellas in suits got out , carrying a briefcase . After much " what the fooks going on " and " dude this shits strong " we were a little stressed to say the least even more so when we saw the 2 fellas emerge out the front door with a fooking body being carried between them the girl / stunner next door was seeing a bloke at the time who as far as we could tell was trying to leave his wife ( i know this as one day upon returing home from work she was sat by the door and started giving me jibba jabba ) so as far as we were concerned this sketchy bloke had done over our fit neighbour and due to the somewhat covert method of losing the body ( why wasnt there an ambulance ? ) we were pretty shitted up and it didnt help that we didnt see the fit 31 year old for 2 weeks after , but we heard a knock at the door in the morning and after opening it a few hours later we saw a note saying " sorry for last night " and it included some weed , how did the person that left the note know we were into that , was it a bribe upon her return ( thats right it wasnt her that was dead ) she told us the bloke she was seeing had a heart atack ( probably during ) we decided not to ask any more questions on the matter thats probably the most sketchy night i can remember

no , her prices were to steep she couldnt offer the bore i needed

did you make it out of meXcano

if you talk to mk2jo nicely ( or even slightly filthy ) she might be able to hook you up

and in your head you replyed " then I must get one for the baby then "