Jelly

Me old fella's Discovery was my first drive My first car - a VW Polo which was 6 months younger than I was (18 at the time)! On the plus side though it had ultra-cool Tweed interior.

PS: You suck, Dave!

I doubt it mate.. Looks like I'll be jogging the quarter!

Dylan innit.

2000cc on twin 45's is always a nice sound!

20 years old here mate! There's a few younguns I think..

My mate's old fella got an offer £50 for his Orion from a scally lad, back when they were still worth £500ish. Well obviously he said no. Next morning he gets up for work and walks out of his front door to see his car had been totally wrecked. Every window put through, every panel dented etc. Ended up having to scrap it.. Funny thing was, no one saw or heard a thing!

Yeah sound mate. Setting up a Paypal account would probably double the amount we recieve, cause I for one hate messing about with cheques etc.

Violence wont solve anything in this situation, it will actually turn the law against you instead of him. Ring Trading Standards, they are the defenders of us, the punters. Seriously they're like terriers once they get wind of a dodgy dealer! If this doesn't work, threaten legal.. Remember if he is truely in the wrong then most of your legal expenses will fall to him! If all else fails.. You'll have to destroy the cars. As someone else said if you can't get it back he wont be getting it either. Also, link to this page from every classic car enthusiast's forum.. Especially all the Scottish ones! Not just Ford ones either!

I like jelly. IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?

I've been known to give the steering wheel a loving pat a few times..

I'm not sure why but I found that utterly hysterical

Sounds like a Monty Python sketch to me!

YKT.

Are those Ben B's false teeth in the bottom of that pint glass to his right?

There were 1,131,850 Mk.4/5 'Tinas built actually.. *Cough*

'grats mate!

It's pissed down all weekend where I live..

Holy crap! Original tyres?! Jesus.. Never heard anything like it!

You'd need 100" wide rear wheels to get that sort of power down!

Nah mate, you can bang a 5-speed Type 9 box into yours without any cutting, presuming it's a genuine RS shell.

Anyone been to previous ones? Looking for a motor, just wondering how busy it'll be etc. Anyone going?

Arrrr! What makes ye think yer not, Jim-Lad? *Cough*

Ahh.. makes you proud to be British, don't it?

Look even the Ark Royal needs one of her destroyer buddies to back her up